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03-15-2008, 04:03 PM
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We had a porn thing?
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03-15-2008, 06:58 PM
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Why is any post we don't understand called a "thing"?
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03-15-2008, 07:02 PM
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03-15-2008, 10:29 PM
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Yeah, if anybody asks, Zeke's starting a rutabaga patch.
Why rutabagas? First of all, it's just a funny word. Second of all, in Winnie-the-Pooh and the Blustery Day, a Piglet-kite-towing Pooh plows through Rabbit's carrot patch, neatly depositing the carrots into a wheelbarrow. So Rabbit says, "Next time I hope he goes through my rutabaga patch." Today's lesson has been brought to you by the letter X, as in "Nate's mind can be so X-asperating." Why do I suddenly hear groans? 
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-16-2008, 04:16 PM
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Call any vegetable, and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.
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03-18-2008, 07:53 AM
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Is there a way to stop these stupid porn threads? Perhaps a rule within the forums themselves that says that you can't post images when you start, but only when someone gives you the right to, perhaps along with your personalized member title?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-18-2008, 08:41 AM
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I suspect that question might have to go back to AntonyF first, but I'm sure something can be done about it.
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03-21-2008, 09:46 PM
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How stupid are these spammers to think that we're actually going to click on threads with titles that look like license plates?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-21-2008, 11:22 PM
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What are the standards that make some threads "sticky-worthy" and others not? Of course, some site-specific events deserve to be more prominent for their duration, but if traffic a la the Link Dump thread merits stickying, perhaps this thread is just as worthy. Just a thought, and a PNQ to boot.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-22-2008, 01:14 PM
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You'd have to delve into the depths of Zeke's mind to find the answer to that one.
Bon voyage!
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03-25-2008, 03:02 PM
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Is that latest spam topic title actually supposed to mean, well, ANYTHING?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-25-2008, 10:11 PM
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03-27-2008, 02:04 AM
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The other day I saw the following PNQ on a T-shirt. I swear I saw it in real life first, but you may want to see it for yourself:
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Understand, I've nothing against Smurfs. It just tickled my funny bone.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-27-2008, 11:21 AM
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Yeah, I'm too lazy to look, but do we have a joke thread? Because I just found a joke on TVTropes that I just love:
Q: How many Pokemon trainers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but he needs the six badges and the HM for Change Lightbulb. He-he.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-27-2008, 09:35 PM
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I actually remember what a HM is too. I think I've still got Pokemon Blue around here somewhere...
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03-28-2008, 01:27 AM
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That leads into another PNQ: How could a live creature just "forget" one skill to learn another?
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-29-2008, 12:28 AM
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Bring alcohol into the picture and it's not so hard to imagine.
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03-31-2008, 03:37 AM
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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03-31-2008, 05:54 PM
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Wrap you in crinkly cellophane? You know, the the thought does have a certain strange appeal to it...,
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03-31-2008, 11:10 PM
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Har har. Not quite what I meant. I do admit, however, that I was reaching for a way to post another Real Life comic without making the Link Dump thread look like the Nate's Kitchen Sink Mind any more than it was. So I reached and turned the link into a PNQ.
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