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Old 10-01-2004, 01:47 AM
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Q: Can I screw in the light bulb?

A: That job has been assigned to John
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Old 10-01-2004, 02:54 AM
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Q: I think the circuit's fixed, who is to screw the new lightbulb in?


A: :idea:
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Old 10-01-2004, 08:05 AM
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A: Preferably not a forumperson.....
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Old 10-01-2004, 10:06 PM
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Q: Who screwed in the light bulb while I was away?

A: Please do not take "Screwing in a light bulb" out of context, although that would be impossible to do
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Old 10-01-2004, 10:32 PM
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Q: What exactly did you imply by "Screwing in a light bulb"?


A: Aauheuagckh! No more light bulb talk!
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Old 10-02-2004, 02:55 PM
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Q: So, a light bulb walks into the bar....

A: Hmmmm, how did the chicken get across that road anyway
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Old 10-02-2004, 06:59 PM
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Q: Do you why the chicken crossed the road?


A: An electrified flyswatter.
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Old 10-02-2004, 07:12 PM
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A: DOES NOT COMPUTE - BAD GRAMMAR
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Old 10-02-2004, 07:22 PM
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Q: What: the is; however be find "pie" IRC - ?in


A: I'd say some :roll:'s with a sprinkling of :twisted:'s and a not to mention a good deal of 's and :mrgreen:'s.
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Old 10-02-2004, 07:33 PM
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A: Nope. 'fraid not. No eating in the IRC....
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Old 10-02-2004, 09:14 PM
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Q: Can I bring a taco to the IRC?


A: Use the [offtopic][/offtopic] tags.
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Old 10-02-2004, 11:41 PM
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Q: Xeroc, how do I get us off topic offically?

A: Did someone forget the [/offtopic] tag?
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Old 10-03-2004, 06:11 AM
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Q: So then, I was at the spaceport and I saw this really ...


A: :? I dunno, sounds pretty unlikely to me.
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Old 10-03-2004, 07:14 AM
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Q: Would it be possible for a random forum obsession to go away?


A: Well, if there was a bunny with a pancake on it's head...

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Old 10-03-2004, 12:19 PM
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Q: I had this wierd dream about a guy in a top hat, a John who never died, and a political infomercial...what do you think it means?



A: A lightbulb and a top hat you say, eh?
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Old 10-03-2004, 02:01 PM
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Q: I have this lightbulb and Top Hat. I was thinking of making a Tip Hat wearing lightbulb. What do you think?

A: I would have to say, after careful consideration, no. Don't ever do that!
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Q: Should I give TopHatMan the lightbulb?

A: Captain, ours sensors indidate that that ship is in dire need of a lightbulb. Should we lend them a hand?
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Old 10-04-2004, 12:19 AM
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Q: What's that distress call were recieving say?


A: Hey! Quit that!
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Old 10-04-2004, 01:06 AM
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Q: [singing]
Lightbulb lightbulb what do you do?
You light up our lives,
As you warm up our planet!
Lightbulb lightbulb do you like TopHatMan?
Lightbulbs don't sing like florescents do!
But you waste energy like killing John over and over!
Lightbulb lightbulb...


A: It finally has reached peak capacity.
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Old 10-04-2004, 04:16 AM
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