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Old 09-22-2004, 12:19 AM
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Q: Who runs that theater over there?


A: In fact, it's really quite simple... *3-hour long dissertation* Any questions?
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Old 09-22-2004, 09:10 AM
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Q: Is the socio-economic theory of... *insert really long question here* really accurate?
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:32 PM
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A: Did I miss something?
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Old 09-22-2004, 09:42 PM
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A: Erm, is that available in low-fat form? I'm on a diet.
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Old 09-22-2004, 10:18 PM
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A: Check in the third cabinet to the right on top of the drawer labeled "Fivers To Publish".
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Old 09-22-2004, 11:05 PM
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Q: Where are all my fivers I submitted to you 5 years ago?

A: I can bore you with the process but I see you want the answers now
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Old 09-23-2004, 03:31 AM
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A: I wouldn't if I were you...
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Old 09-23-2004, 07:47 AM
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Q: Should I skip the answer?


A: Maybe you should skip the question.
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Old 09-23-2004, 09:34 PM
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Q: I can't think of a question

A: Without questions, how can there be any answers?
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Old 09-23-2004, 10:43 PM
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A: See previous post.
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Old 09-24-2004, 02:22 AM
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Q: What's all this then?

A: Booyah!
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Old 09-24-2004, 03:06 AM
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A: The answer lies within the question itself.
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Old 09-24-2004, 09:46 AM
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A: What do you want?
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:18 AM
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Q: Can I have a pie, please?


A: Erm...huh?
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:33 PM
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A: Possibly.
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Old 09-25-2004, 04:07 AM
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Q: Is that even true. I have no clue what you just proved.

A: In that parallel universe, all the math laws are different, so 1+1 = 0 and 10X10=1
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Old 09-25-2004, 04:14 AM
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Q: How come in Universe CV735F21, 5 + 16 = -3?

(By the way, that's a formula for pi)
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Old 09-25-2004, 06:30 AM
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Q: What's your favorite math equation?


A: That's not theatre related, actually. You need a psychatrist, not a theatre.
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Old 09-25-2004, 05:24 PM
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Q: Who or What would be able to help us forumgoers? Theatre, perhaps?


A: The answer is right under your nose.
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Old 09-25-2004, 10:38 PM
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A: maybe tomorrow I will get some.....
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