Alphabet Story - Page 16 - The Five-Minute Forums

Opium · #**301** 11-30-2005, 12:50 PM

"May we get back to the regulary scheduled programming?" asked a viewer.

NeoMatrix · #**302** 11-30-2005, 08:06 PM

"Not until we bore you with more commercials, annoy you with a special weather report, and tease you about coming back from commercial only to show more commercials," said the tv.

Xeroc · #**303** 12-01-2005, 07:07 AM

"Outstanding! A talking TV!", said the viewer.

Opium · #**304** 12-01-2005, 10:17 AM

"Pay just $340 for a round-trip ticket to London-Heathrow-some restriction apply!" said the ad.

*Restrictions: You must leave on a Wednesday in a west-facing seat and only eat the chicken meal with Diet Sprite. You must stay for at one Sunday and a full moon, then leave a minus of 47 hours before the next full moon or new moon. You may not carry more than the baggage restrictions allow.

NeoMatrix · #**305** 12-01-2005, 11:56 PM

"Quickly, this offer ends soon, like....now!" concluded the ad.

Xeroc · #**306** 12-02-2005, 12:09 AM

"Rats.", said the exterminator.

Opium · #**307** 12-02-2005, 01:40 AM

"Stay tuned for a very special episode of CSI, where Cathrine and Warrick reveal their feelings..." said the CSI promo

*The Fine Print: They reveal their feelings for the brand of coffee Greg likes

NeoMatrix · #**308** 12-02-2005, 03:37 AM

"The State of The Union address will begin momentarily, the shows that you were wanting to watch will be shown next week, and don't worry about flipping to another channel, because this is on every channel," stated a reporter who was asking for it.

Xeroc · #**309** 12-02-2005, 04:23 AM

"Unfortunately, there actually was something to watch tonight. Too bad."

Opium · #**310** 12-02-2005, 04:36 AM

"Venture-Tonight on CBC: The Election: What the candidate's pajamas say about them" said the CBC Venture promo voice.

Xeroc · #**311** 12-02-2005, 04:43 AM

"What to watch? So many choices!", said another viewer.

Opium · #**312** 12-02-2005, 10:59 AM

"Xion radition has really rotted your brain, hasn't it, Darthy?" asked Padme, as the program had finally begun again.

NeoMatrix · #**313** 12-02-2005, 12:08 PM

"Yes, it must be from watching all those commercials" said Darthy, who then called a number to order some crap and some shampoo.

Opium · #**314** 12-02-2005, 10:42 PM

"You're trying to be funny...it isn't working. And stop wasting all my money! " said Padme.

NeoMatrix · #**315** 12-03-2005, 01:56 AM

"Zero worries you have now for money with me being the master of the dark side" said Darthy.

Chancellor Valium · #**316** 12-03-2005, 09:25 AM

"Ah, but it's only money of the Dark Side, Darth!", said Obi-Wan, re-appearing *again*.

NeoMatrix · #**317** 12-03-2005, 01:01 PM

"Better than your Jedi monopoly money," replied Darthy.

Opium · #**318** 12-03-2005, 08:35 PM

"Currency exchangers say that Dark Side money is worth twice that of your lousy Jedi cash!" said Darthy.

Xeroc · #**319** 12-03-2005, 08:52 PM

"Did you look at the health plan?", said Obi-Wan.

Opium · #**320** 12-03-2005, 08:54 PM

"Even if I did, what business is it of yours?" replied Darthy.