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#3101
08-16-2004, 06:09 AM
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Q: If you can somehow say "Corn" 4 times in relation to food in one sentance, I will give you a top hat!
A: Take the #14, then the 12, then 165. That should take you to the right place. 
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#3102
08-16-2004, 06:08 PM
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Q: How do I get to the nearest spaceport?
A: I'll give you three guesses...
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#3103
08-16-2004, 07:42 PM
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Q: Are you in love with Donald Trump?
A: That is one ODD 'ship!
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#3104
08-20-2004, 02:04 AM
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Q: What did one Voyager writer say to the other Voyager writer when one of them came up with the idea of pairing Chakotay with Seven?
A: Apparently, T'Pol was distracted today when she saw Tom Paris, but it was only brief because Tom was flying by at Warp 10.
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#3105
08-20-2004, 03:49 AM
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Q: What happened today on the set of Enterprise?
A: Trust me, you ... don't ... want ... to ... know.
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#3107
08-20-2004, 08:26 AM
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Q: What do you think of Tasha Yar/Tom Paris?
A: No one knows yet.
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#3108
08-20-2004, 08:31 AM
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Q: Do you know if 17 is going to run in the election?
A: Her FRIEND had a FEELING. special prize to who ever can figure out what that's from!
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#3109
08-21-2004, 09:22 AM
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Q: Why did Hotaru post a cryptic answer?
A: Put it there.
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#3110
08-21-2004, 05:44 PM
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Q: Should I put a joke here?
A: What kind of a dsokdpach would ask that kind of a question?
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#3112
08-22-2004, 05:18 PM
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Q: Is Hotaru a Friends fan?
A: Possibly, but don't take my word for it...
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#3113
08-22-2004, 08:42 PM
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Q: Is Admiral Sab a DAYS fanatic?
A: There really isn't a right way, so just give up.
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#3114
08-22-2004, 09:44 PM
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Q: Is the plural of "pooney" spelled "pooneys" or "poonies"? Or is there a single correct way to spell it at all?
A: GASP! SHOCK!
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#3115
08-22-2004, 10:30 PM
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Q: Did you hear? There was some mildly serious conversation on the IRC yesterday!
A: I'll give you to the count of three...
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#3116
08-23-2004, 09:00 AM
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Q: I want to watch "Days of our Lives".
A: WOOHOO! Canada got 2 golds, although one was in an exhibition sport, so it doesn't count towards the medal count. 
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#3117
08-24-2004, 04:19 AM
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Q: What do you think of the latest olympic performances?
A: Prepare To Die! :twisted:
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#3118
08-24-2004, 04:43 AM
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Q: What did 17 say to Cat when she called her "taya"?
A: If you do that, then everyone will know.
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#3119
08-26-2004, 06:52 PM
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Q: I'm thinking of putting the top secret in my livejournal.
A: We had to change some plans when we found out that Sax was coming back.
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#3120
08-26-2004, 10:25 PM
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Q: What happened to all the groaner pun settups on the board?
A: It slimed me.
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