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[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I have created the perfect toy for toddlers. It can be a house, a train, a car, a plain, a beach, a schoolroom...the ideas are endless. I call it "A cardboard box".



A: TopHatMan and John gave it Two Thumbs Up.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Before we go see this movie, I want to know how the critics rated this Battlefield Earth movie.

A: Oh, that is what we use to control the newbies[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I understand what the reply button and does and the Topic button, but what does that little red button over there do?


A: Thats what the self sealing stem bolts are for![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Okay, yes, I ran out of hot glue, and still have to attach several sets of plastic "jewels" to attach to the treasure chest, but why did you hand me these bolty things?


A: All this technology, and all they do is THAT?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Those advanced aliens are firing rocks at us captain.

A: Go get the redshirts. We are going in![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain! Tiffany's 24-hour-half-price super sale is now on!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] GLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLEGLINGLE![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the insane clown say to Mr Gling, the guy with the broken leg?


A: Burt, Bert, Kurt, and Buggerman, Attorneys at Law.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who is representing the redshirts in this case?

A: Your honor, the conditions on the Enterprise are horrible. I see people go away on away missions never to return. I always fear that I will be next to go on one. PLEASE save me from these madmen![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And pray tell me, what is this [bost_uid0]BEAGLE[/bost_uid0] doing in the courts of extradition?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's um... sticky.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's wrong with your wand, Draco?



A: No, really! It's true![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So I'm supposed to believe that you're a "President of Peace" then, eh, Mr. Bush?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because it makes him squirm.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why can't the President be interviewed in an honest, open, panel-type discussion without his speechwriters around him?



A: He's afraid of them.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why won't John talk to TopHatMan?

A: Hold on a minute, I think I left my reality check list at home.[/colorost_uid0]

[Hotaru]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: do you have the checklist?


A: If I knew the answer to that question, do you think I would be having lunch with TopHatMan?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know who Dionysus was?



A: TopHatMan really does not care for your opinion.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0]And the number 1 reason TopHatMan is a complete jackass is...?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I have already given my best and I have no regrets at all.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you regret that the biggest contribution you have made to the 5MV forums is constantly ending the one-by-one story?




A: I didn't mean it that way![/colorost_uid0]

[Alexia]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I can't believe you said that Cat was as nice as a pink fluffy bunny on nice tablets!

A: Then I shall dig my own grave ( )[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Im too tired to dig your grave

A: You always speak of the end, but I see no end.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What would you say to 17?



A: I'm shaking.[/colorost_uid0]