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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John, why didn't you laugh when you heard Snape's joke in the Shreiking Shack in Harry Potter 3?
A: Brrr! That's like, such a totally cold thing to do![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#2962
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who wants to go ice fishing?
A: Whatever you do, don't move[/colorost_uid0] |
#2963
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh, no! There is a rabid fangirl looking our way...I don't she likes us waiting to see the star!
A: Buh.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do you say "Duh" in sheep language?
A: That John is up to no good[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why is John with Archer and the unmentionably badly-concieved, poorly-written, idea-lacking angering, annoying so-called "alien" at the end of Enterprise's season final?
A: No, blame it on the guy from Washington state, all those hippies![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Should I blame this terrible fashion trend on John?
A: Go call that hippie about it[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Help! My car just got splattered with paint and now it looks like a tie-dye mess! What do I do?
A: Before you do that, try calling the 1-800 number listed in the "help" section.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Red Alert! Raise shields and arm torpedos
A: Yeah, im really sure the other ship will wait while we are put on hold by this help number[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Er Captain? Is it okay if I dial the Microsoft office for help?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Shit, I think it just blew up in his face![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What happened when you threw that shampoo-filled ballon at Snape to wash his hair?
A: NO! You call the 1-800 line! Not the 1-900 line![/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I called this number to get computer help, but the person on the other line was only interested in sex.
A: Opps, the buttons are sticky (Major geek points to whoever guesses the reference)[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oops, I just spilled honey on your computer!
A: It was a long time coming.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]A: Opps, the buttons are sticky (Major geek points to whoever guesses the reference)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nothing clean pops into my head! [quoteost_uid0]A: It was a long time coming.[/quoteost_uid0] Actually, again struggling with clean... Err... Q: What do you mean you got that pizza free? How the hell did you manage that one? A: Strawberry, you idiot. I don't like cherry![/colorost_uid0]
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Here's your cherry Coke.
(I struggled also to think of clean things, but I did! And then you get something that could be dirty to! ARG! ) A: I am struggling to think of an answer which is clean and non-dirty.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think would happen if T'pol, Seven, Troi, Jadzia, and Uhura all came together, and fell in the mud?
A: Less then 20, but more then 30.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Give me a puzzle that I can use to confuse John, and pretty much everyone else I know.
A: It's clean, but its also dirty (The reference is to a game called "Dig". When you crash, that is what one of the characters say. "Not my fault, the buttons were sticky")[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think of Martha's Stewart's jail cell?
A: We have a similair saying in theatre.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: As I always say, the mission must go on!
A: [/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: :eyeroll:
A: Ooo, let's infect their computers with "Topic Title"![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, we need a diversion!
A: Sure, that will keep them busy for hours[/colorost_uid0] |
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