Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you going to buy that new Bosses Gone Wild video?

A: Eh?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you Canadian?



A: That wasn't nice. It misrepresented both of us![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey Shrubya, I know why you're against human cloning. It's because of the fact that if you were ever cloned, your clone would be even dumber than you, isn't it?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] "Al pobječ nećeš moći jer moje oći sve vide u noći punog mjeseca..."[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! That cool guy is coming over! Say something cool to impress him, and I'll pretend I know what you are talking about!



A: That's a stupid question. Sheesh.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are the Borg friendly?

A: Scotty, will you please beam me down my clothes![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Scotty beams Spock from his shower to the Mr. Universe pageant*


A: This can't be happening![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, Starfleet wants to let you know that your house burned down, plus you lost all your money in the stock market.

A: There is some good news in all the bad news[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I can't read this teeny tiny print in the "Pessimistic Press" newspaper...what does it say?



A: If Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin started a club it would the SniffFoot'nMoon club.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, I need a name for my new club. Any suggestions?

A: That sounds good, but I think I like MoonyFootSniffers instead[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Name your new son John, Neo. You know you want to.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's not MY fault if they like trashy Croatian pop music![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Gah! Draco Malfoy is such a jerk! It's all your fault, too!


A: You know, I would NEVER say I LUV Snape.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, I heard some guy named Snape say that he loves you.

A: But that is not what you said yesterday[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I really think LOTR should do a crossover movie with Harry Potter and Buffy The Vampire Slayer.


A: It's almost fantasy, but it's more like sci-fi.[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So what did you think of Bush's State of the Union Address this year?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It's.... quiet.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did it seem inside George W Bush's brain?



A: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY![/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What does a manic ghoul say when he wants to scare you?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Put some Windex on it and call me tomorrow.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: GAH! Someone spilled red dye on my wedding dress, and my wedding is tonight!



A: OOmmm papa oom papa/ La la la la LAAAAAAAAAA/Ooom papa om papa om papa ooooooooooooooooooooooom[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Gaargla na pepe gargh gle?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] My fingers have just fallen off.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did the chicken say to the waiter when he brought chicken fingers to the table?



A: Yes, it was lame, I was tired, okay?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Boy was that the lamest joke I have ever heard

A: So funny that I forgot to die laughing[/colorost_uid0]