Run for Executive Producer

[Chancellor Valium]

Oh, and I TOO have a campaign poster....
And don't forget - With New Valium you CAN have your pie, eat it AND have fivers! And don't forget to sing my election song : I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas! It goes like this:
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front,
But people just look at me,
And say it's a publicity stunt.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
To prove that I love you.

An immigrant lad, loved an Irish colleen
From Dublin Galway Bay.
He longed for her arms,
But she spurned his charms,
And sailed o'er the foam away

She left the lad by himself, on his own
All alone, a-sorrowing
And sadly he dreamed, or at least that's the
way it seemed, buddy,
That an angel quieted him....
An angel quieted the same.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea.
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the finest thing for me.

And so I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front.
But people just laughed, and said,
"It's a publicity stunt".

So I'm walking backwards for Christmas
To prove that I love you.

[Chancellor Valium]

Actually, scrap that thing about Blake's Seven. If you don't vote for me, I'll put Wesley Crusher on the NX-01!

[Alexia]

Originally Posted by Asky

So, by the time of the election, everyone will have one vote: themselves.

Except for the teams, who will, in fact, have two votes.

Yup :wink: But don't forget about Ginga, who is the Sexy party's true devoted fan :mrgreen:

Plus, Valium, that poster is way huge! It's totally messed up my browsers view of this page. So, thanks for that :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Sorry. New Valium (like New Labour but even more snore-inducing) will also remove all current forms of computer in Star Trek and replace them with Eddie, but only if it will give people a whole bundle of kicks, guys! Share and Enjoy!
Also, I will have Wesley Crusher killed at least once a season. He will only appear that once, and will have a slow, lingering death that will keep you riveted to your seat for 45 minutes! (With the occasional scene of various Star Trek crews making up excuses not to rescure him....including Beverly Crusher!

[NAHTMMM]

Well, I'm NOT running for Exec Producer, so join an estimated 99.9 % +- .2% of the voters and DON'T vote for me! Ha, beat THAT percentage of voter compliance, you runner people types! :P

[Opium]

Well, NAHTMMM, if you are looking for someone to vote for...remember...


VOTE OPIUM. SHE ALREADY HAS FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES!

[Ginga]

*does an odd dance involving the waving of the "Sexy For Exec" banner* Whee!

[Sa'ar Chasm]

Vote ASCII. He's got high friends in places.

[Xeroc]

Don't forget, I'm the supreme master of the IRC, so...


Vote Xeroc and Nic!

[PointyHairedJedi]

I would just like to say:

Vote for Pointy - you won't regret it if you do, and you will regret it if you don't. :twisted:

[Alexia]

Oh, we're doing one liners huh? Ok...

Vote Lexy and Sab, the Sexy party, for all the reasons currently stated in the last 9 pages :mrgreen: Also, we're lovely people :mrgreen: And cute :mrgreen: And we would do a genuinely good job :mrgreen:

Hmmm...that's more than one line. Hey ho :wink:

Oh, and we would never poke Nan :wink: But we would poke PHJ.

A lot :wink:

[PointyHairedJedi]

I have to ask - is assasinating your opponents allowed?

[Alexia]

I could kill you, but you couldn't kill me, coz I'm a girl. Thats the way it works. We can hit you, but you can't hit us, we can kill you...etc :wink:

[catalina_marina]

Originally Posted by Alexia

I could kill you, but you couldn't kill me, coz I'm a girl. Thats the way it works. We can hit you, but you can't hit us, we can kill you...etc :wink:

However, if he would hire someone for that... :wink:

[Chancellor Valium]

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.
And then replace the sets with ones that are gothic, and dark, made of MDF and day-glo pink nylon drapes, and have NO computer banks, and turn the entire load of main characters (excluding the child prodigies, mary-sues etc) into blathering idiots who will follow the crackpot suggestions of the child prodigies, mary-sues, etc.
If this isn't bad enough....I will also give to all my voters vast tracts of land, money, and a share of the profits from microsoft. (NB - I don't own microsoft....yet..but I WILL once I have the ExecProd of ST - I need that for my hideously complicated but fool-proof plan....)

[Alexia]

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium

Look - New Valium have issued the threats - I now issue one more - That if you DONT vote for me, I'll fill Enterprise with:
1) squitty child prodigy types (eg Wesley Crusher, Adric etc)
2) Mary-Sues.

Well, technically if you don't get in you can't do anything :wink:

Originally Posted by catalina_marina

However, if he would hire someone for that...

Hmmm...I didn't think of that :wink: Ah well, I bet I get to him first. My henchwomen can beat up your henchmen :wink: :twisted: :mrgreen:

[Hotaru]

I'm just posting here to remind everyone that I'm alive and still running.

[Xeroc]

And now, straight from the Xeroc & Nic campaign...

A wallpaper for your desktop!



Other Sizes: 800 x 600 - 1024 x 768 - 1280 x 960

Enjoy!

[taya17]

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi

I have to ask - is assasinating your opponents allowed?

Technically, yes. But since your opponents make up 90% of the electorate as well... who are you going to lord over after you win?!


*squints at Niroc campaign poster* I see... Big... Red... Checks... Teehee. *waves flag*

[Zeke]

Except for the words, that was my desktop background for a while. What exactly is that pattern at the bottom of the letters CORE, Xeroc?