Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So does this model of the town actually represent the town in real life?

A: Set your phasers to cook[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the title of Worf's new cook book?



A: This doesnt have anything to do with anyone you would know. It's top secret.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I heard about this operation that Zeke was running from his secret lab. Who else is involved?

A: So secret that I don't even know, and its my secret.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why have you been posting so many Top Ten lists?



A: Yah, it was cheesy.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How much secret is your secret?


A: I think you should [iost_uid0]really[/iost_uid0] take a shower...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Whew! I just walked 20 km a day through rainforest and sand and mud and dirt, and camped under tarps in muddy meadows. What do think I should do first? I was thinking going to the job interview.



A: It was just too funny to stop laughing![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what do you think of the joke that never ends?

A: Never ending? Nah, I had it stuck on repeat[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: WhatŽs with that never ending song of yours?

A: Let them sing![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Should I let them sing or tell them to get off the stage, Simon?

A: You wont find that on 5MV[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know where i can find the latest FM: Days of our Lives?

A: Maybe, Maybe not.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think 5MV will "five" the One-By-One story or the Group Adaptive Story?


A: The Top Hat Man was piloting it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did all the ground-to-air capable nations of the world fire fifty different kinds of missiles at that jet, anyway?


A: I am getting the distinct impression that you are incapable of taking a hint.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is the Top Hat Man annoying you? Do you not like him? Does he bug you? Are you annoyed by the thought of a Top Hat Man? Does it worry you that he wanders around malls? Are you listening to me? Why are you ignoring my talks about the Top Hat Man?


A: Well, but that's no reason to punish John and the Top Hat Man![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh my! Opium, I know you're going to hate hearing this, but I have just proven that John and the Top Hat Man were the ones behind the Columbia disaster, the JFK assassination, AND the reality show craze! They must surely pay dearly for all this!



A: Yeah, whatever. Hey, what happens if I press the Insert and Delete keys simultaneo--[iost_uid0][bost_uid0]BOOOM[/bost_uid0][/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ....so never pour beer on the computer unit or press the "insert" and "delete" buttions on at the same time. If you do, you may experience a huge [bost_uid0][color=greenost_uid0]BOOM[/colorost_uid0][/bost_uid0]. NAHTMM, have you been listening?


A: So anyways, yah, the Top Hat Man liked it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Um, did the TopHatMan like the Mall Designs I made? Did he like the the fact that there are 7 stories. I hope he realizes that we cant afford to put an elevator in.

A: Oops, the answer you gave was late and not in the form of a question.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...so yah, that's why I think Al Gore will win the 2000 election.



A: Top Hat Man. John dying. Top Hat Man. John dying. Top Hat Man. John dying.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you seen "Children of Tama"? What did you think of it?

A: DIE! DIE! DIEDIEDIE![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Kirk say to the uber-hot redshirt?


A: Well, John dies and the Top Hat Man wins.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What can possibly be bad about Seven/Chakotay?

A: Warp 20! NOW![/colorost_uid0]