Answer --> Question game

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: GAK!

A: You canŽt kill him, because that would be in violation with the human rights.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can I kill the murderer?

A: Be careful what you pun for[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There was a guy who died. His funeral was on top of a big hill. Then, suddenly, a mourner hit the coffin. Well, the coffin went sliding down the big hill, and right into the local drug store! The coffin hit the pharmacists desk. The coffin lid popped up, the guy popped up, and said, "Druggist, do you have anything to stop this coffin?"
Get it? Coughing? Coffin? HA!


A: That was oddly long and pointless.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look, a long dulled stick

Q: Remember that pun you told me yesterday?

A: Get to the point or else I point this at you.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh look! You're holding a little water gun. You know, that reminds of the time that we were all bored backstage during a long rehearsal and this guy desided to fill the water gun and he started to squirt it at people and then he stopped.


A: The top hat man went up the stairs and gave a speech.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what happened after they announced the winner for best mall drama?

A: The winner of that award was John[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard that John, Top Hat Man, Redshirt #8 and Wesley were up for best death-scene-that-arent-death-scenes-and-therefore-they-come-back-to-annoy-more-people awards. Who won?


A: The answer is... Top Hat Man![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The Question is...Who fixed your electrical last week?

A: This answer has been left blank to annoy you[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] This question has been left blank to irritate you.

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Don't blame me, it said so on that piece of paper.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you blame me for writing that message on the piece of paper?

A: Don't you just love the endless loops[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Did you go on a roller coaster you get dizzy?



A: Wow! You cold market that or something.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I just came up with this great idea. It's a box with a banana-shaped thingy attached to it. It allows you to talk to others who have the same box over great distances!

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] No! That's not an option![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If you need some toothpaste, here's $5-walk to the story down the street.

A: But why is all the rum gone? Top Hat Man and I wanted to drink and watch "The Matrix".[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I hope you didnt mind me coming here and eating lunch.

A: Out of rum? Then just replicate some more.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So children, what's the lessen we've learned today?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It will not protect you. You wear it, it does not wear you.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look Sam, I got me a cloak that protects me.

A: Congrats, you bagged a murderer[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Eww, what do you think is in this big heavy smelly bag?

A. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the Witch King's motto?



A: Yes Sam, and we may even meet The Top Hat Man Elf.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are we going down this path to see the wizard?

A: Um, its yellow. I prefer normal looking roads.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road!



A: I guess that was obvious.[/colorost_uid0]