Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you give me a description of your wife?

A: Dazed. Confused. Looks like T'Pol wearing a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does your new husband look?


A: Dazed. Confused. Looks like a bageute in a top hat.


(See, as I'm a girl, I wouldnt have a girlfriend, I really should have picked a less ambigous name *sighs*)[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Honey, what in the world is this thing with a top hat doing on my kitchen counter?

A: That would be a good title for a top 10 list

(Opium, perhaps an icon that resembles a female would help improve your femalish qualities)[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Watching AandE's "Murder She Wrote" marathon was much better family entertainment than the Superbowl this year.



A: Dazed. Confused. A pink fluffy bunny of DOOM

(hehe, but it's my favorite band )[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Just what is in this cave anyway?

A: Oh, its just a Holy Hand Grenade[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's that pink pineapple-shaped thingy in your hand?


Aazed. Confused. Looks like a pink fluffy of MOOD.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Kirk! Speak to me! What is that you are rambling about?

A: Dazed. Not Confused. Looks like a dog wetting his pants.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean, that dog wears pants?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] If that were true, I wouldn't be standing here.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is your name John?


A: Dazed. Confused. Wears a big pink fluffy pair of Hammer pants.


(for those of you too young to remember Hammer pants...be grateful) [/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is that guy wearing a large pink tent?

A: Return Of The Chasm.

[quoteost_uid0]for those of you too young to remember Hammer pants...be grateful[/quoteost_uid0]

Don't say that. I can remember Hammer pants, which means that anyone too young to remember them shouldn't be able to type yet, which means if they are, I'm too young to be this old.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the title of the new Star Trek Movie, written by Sa'ar Chasm?

A: A Pink and Green striped apple.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard that John ate something poisonous and didn't die. What was it?

A: Bombs don't kill John, love does.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...So I threw a couple of nukes on him, and he still doesn't die! What happened, did he suddenly become invinceble or something?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like Jonathan Archer.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does Jonathan Archer look after encountering the pink fluffy bunny of DOOM?



A: Dazed. Confused. Looks like the top hat man.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Delenn, who was it that jumped out of the bushes and attacked you and John.

A: Frodo, I saw The Ring. Not the one ring that took us 3 movies to destroy, but the ring that kills you seven days later.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Samwise, why did you just confess all your secrets to me?



A: Dazed and confused, the man walked out of the movie because it was so bad.[/colorost_uid0]

[MaverickZer0]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why'd that guy leave his popcorn in my seat?

A: Dazed. Confused. They watched the Top Hat Man for a full hour.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did 17 and Neo spend thier weekend?




A: As he is dazed and confused, the top hat man forgot all about that.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: [iost_uid0]That's[/iost_uid0] Top Hat Man? Where's his top hat?

A: Dead. Mutilated. Looks like John Doe.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How did Jonathan Archer look after he told T'Pol the catsuit made her look too skinny?


A: If he wore a top hat he wouldnt have been dead nor mutilated.[/colorost_uid0]