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![]() "But I was testing humans, not the other way around!" said Q. "Not here, in the Sci-Fi-Con." said Picard. Picard got up, and Q was sent back. "Aragorn! Dont you see me?" said Arwen. "Yes, but I am in presence of a Prince and a Pirate, so I must talk to them" said Aragorn. "Don't worry" said Xander to Arwen," Aragorn will come around". "Xander!" said Willow, before she was caught by the PG13 police. "Hey, what about the plot?" said Tara. "Oh, right...Q! Jack! Which one of you is going to marry me?" said Anya. Q went on one knee to propose. But Jack... ((that sucks...but I want something left here to kill and/or pair up with JS or QS for after my presentation and essay! )) Â ![]() ![]()
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![]() "Q, you have let forumgoers do all sort of naughty things!" said Crusher. "I'm just Q! I'm not OJake!" said Q, miserably. Meanwhile, a curfufle broke out among Spike, Jack, Legolas and Aragorn over who nanced the best. "Boys,boys, there's only nancer, and that's Spike!" said Buffy, as B/S kissed. "And did everyone forget about my child?" said Anya. "Yes, you're a B-plot, get used to it!" said Willow. "Um, look" said Tara, as the forumgoers threw e-pies at each other," Look, get along for Zeke's sake! Us poor Sci-Fi-Conners are getting dizzy from all this time/sleep travel!" ((ggggrrrr, I forgot part of my presentation, the essay was annoying AND I had to drive all the way home between classes to get book it turned out I didnt even need! ))[/color ![]()
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