Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How would Micheal Jackson look if he had 3 more plastic surgeries?


A: Dazed. Confused. Wears a top hat backwards.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If the man in the top hat wanted to walk around the mall being cool, what would he have to do?

A: Bring out the next contestant to be humiliated in front of the entire viewing audience.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Legolas, I have another group of fangirls willing to sing karaoke just to meet you. What should I do with them?


A:Cheese. Chili. PETA* filing a lawsuit.


*People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what happened [iost_uid0]after[/iost_uid0] last night's episode of Enterprise?

A: Only if you agree to join PETA*

*People Eating Tasty Animals [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is the 'Cheesy Chilli Suprise' good?



A: Well...at least it got rid of that "Man in a Top Hat Wandering around malls dazed and confused" cliche![/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How is the Forum doing these days? Did it regain its mental health?


A: The Witch-King of Angmar.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You know who really really sucks?



A: Yes, she's okay, but Eowyn is much cooler.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The monstrous Sheloba spider is the coolest thing ever, right?


EDIT:

A: I want a Giant Evil Elephant as a car and an Evil Black Nazgul as a pet.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey strange and confused man, what do you want?

A: He bought some mad libs books, then ate lunch.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Eomer do when he realized he wasn`t the one who killed the Witch-King of Angmar, it was his silly sister?

A: The Cow.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So who is mad now? Maybe we should go tip him.

A: I went to Paris on my lunch break and I wasnt even late getting back to work.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wow, that`s totally fascinating! I`m so curious about... what did you eat?

A: I overslept my classes this morning. AAAAAAAH![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you running round in a bath mat?



A: Anyone who calls Eowyn "silly" needs a lobotomy![/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is the latest message from the Lord Sauron?

A: Apparently they`re having a secret relationship...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are Nic Corelli and Liza Menelli doing together in that Top Hat store?


A:Well, I cant answer that because I'm trying cut back on that cliche.[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is that man and what is he doing?


A: If you don't i'll give you a cookie![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why do I have to tell you I don't like cookies [iost_uid0]again[/iost_uid0]?

A: Mister van Dalen is waiting for an answer.[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where's von Danniken off to in such a hurry in his chariot?

A: Aliens built the pyramids.[/colorost_uid0]

[Nic Corelli]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Deanna, why don`t you state the obvious again?


A: Ten chocolate sundaes.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Joe, what was the 10th junk food on the 12 Junk Foods of Childhood?

A: 5 Golden Onion Rings[/colorost_uid0]