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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Dazed. Confused. Looks like a man wearing a top hat who wande--
A: Ack! That song is so derivative, they should confine it to calculus class![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard the "new" song the man... No I'm not even going to say it. The song that man you're all obsessed about, is singing?
A: Read my lips. This is an answer.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you help me? I need an answer quick!
A: If you realy think thats going to work on me, you've got another thing coming![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Waves hand* There is no man wearing a top hat, and if you don't believe me, ask Spoon Boy.
A: Don't mind me, I'm just in denial.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why arent you talking obbsessevly talking about the dazed and confused man in the top hat who wanders malls and now owns a top-hat,purse, shoe and domain-name emporium, and has had a movie made about him?
A: And WHAT does that have to do with the man in the top hat, pudding, LOTR, POTC, pie, OR John?[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I WON THE LOTTERY! I WON THE LOTTERY! I can't believe it, but I won the LOTTE--
A: Stop that man! He's stealing my butter![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, I need some butter! John's body stopped up a drain, and we need butter to get him out, or else there will be a big flood.
A: Where did you say you were from again?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I'm from *static* in *static*. It's just south of *garbled* and just East of *cat hit mute button*.
A: Man. In top hat. Wanders around malls in a dazed and confused manner.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Are you experiencing a 17-like crash?
A: It's not about John, pizza, pie, PotC, LotR, or pudding, and there were no others.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the new "Matrix:Apoligigy For Revulotions" about?
A: Confused man in a top hat who is dazed by wandering around malls kills John. With a rusty axe. 47 times.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What are you going to become if you stay obsessed with this top hat thing?
A: My name is Katy, but don't let it go to your head.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wow! Arent you? No, you couldnt be...WOW! It's...YOU! I'm overwhelmed!
A: Dazed. Confused. Man in a top hat wandering around malls.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] How would you describe a dazed, confused man wandering around malls in a top hat?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Pie.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's cryptic, obscure, and yummy?
A: Dazzling. Confusing. Looks like a man in a top hat.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Ooh, pie, bright shiny pie, bright shiny cryptic pie flying high in the sky!
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Here.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: There?
A: Man. Wandering. Dazed and confused.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Opium, I forgot what the new forum obsession is. Could you remind me?
A: I was being sarcastic. Geez.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You really think "The Man in the Top Hat" would make a good movie staring Johnny Depp and Karl Urban?
A: You know what I think on the subject.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think "The Man in the Top Hat" [iost_uid0]should[/iost_uid0] make a movie starring Johnny Depp and Karl Urban?
A: Drunk. But just a little.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you think is wrong with that man who is hurling in a top hat?
A: Those are the items stored in the man's top hat[/colorost_uid0] |
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