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[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000ost_uid0]8. Data/toaster[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol:[/colorost_uid0]

[Derek]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]And here I thought D/T was Data/[iost_uid0]Tasha[/iost_uid0].[/colorost_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]D/T is Data/Troi. Remember [iost_uid0]Generations[/iost_uid0]?[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]D/T is Data/Troi. Â Remember [iost_uid0]Generations[/iost_uid0]?[/quoteost_uid0]

I'm not sure I want to remember. So I'll just believe it.

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="Zeke"]D/T is Data/Troi. Â Remember [iost_uid0]Generations[/iost_uid0]?[/quoteost_uid0]
We need better 'ship symbols. From now on all Trek characters will be assigned a numeric code. This means that Data/Tasha is 065/912 (killed off characters have a 9- prefix). Data/Troi is 065/056 ( look how harmonious and compatible! ).

... The sad thing is I [iost_uid0]know[/iost_uid0] people who would [iost_uid0]do[/iost_uid0] this.[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Gatac"][color=#000000ost_uid0]6. Following the astronomical costs of Nr. 7, an entire episode is scripted to take place with Rom imprisoned in a big cardboard box. The storyline questioning reality and all of Western philosophy is highly praised, but critics remark that the cardboard really could have used some silver paint.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Great work Gatac. I loved No. 6 because it is [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] reminiscent of DS9 navel-gazing.[/colorost_uid0]

[Gatac]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You flatter me, good Sir!

But really, Data/Troi? I mean, Data/Tasha I can understand (seeing how it actually happened - how many ships can make that claim?), but the Betazoid Blatch and the Positron Pest? In moments like this, I am happy that Data is an android, because I'd really hate to find out what their children would be like. Stating the *blatantly* obvious? Reading the crew's emotions and running off a list of homonyms?

Or maybe Data and Troi truly have the capacity to have a lasting, harmonious relationship that is not dependant on physical pleasure.

...

Nah.

Gatac[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways the Federation Tried to Avoid the Dominion War

10. Launching "Weird Liquidy Shapechanging Aliens Are Our [iost_uid0]Friends[/iost_uid0]" Campaign
9. Refusing to hand over control of the Alpha Quadrant, offering yummy treat instead
8. Attempts to intimidate Dominon by pointing out that present flagship [iost_uid0]DS9[/iost_uid0] a thousand times bigger then what they had for [iost_uid0]TNG[/iost_uid0]. Attempts to hide the fact that said flagship cannot, in fact, move.
7. Offer to throw in free toaster oven if Dominion joins Federation before March 1st
6. "If you take over our space station, you'll be stuck with Quark, Rom, [iost_uid0]and[/iost_uid0] Jake."
5. "[iost_uid0]And[/iost_uid0] that whiny half-Cardassian girl."
4. Threats that if the Dominion turns their attention to Alpha Quadrant, Janeway will surprise them "from behind"
3. Suggestion that Dominion rename themselves "Affable Sovereignty"
2. Assertation that really, Alpha Quadrant not all that great
1. Hide behind Galactic Core, hoping Dominion will go away

Next: Top Ten Ways to Recognize a Goa'uld Host[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways to Recognize a Goa'uld Host

10. They are stuffing themselves with Chili
9. They can't stand listening to Logic
8. You notice the weapon they have in their hands is aiming at you, not the enemy.
7. Their voice seemed to have dropped a couple of octaves
6. They are spending too much time in front of the mirror
5. They refuse to use the traditional transporter. Instead, they rather use their own contraption that uses rings.
4. Yesterday, they didn't have the motivation to take over the Enterprise.
3. Hoshi isn't afraid anymore
2. Mayweather has lines
1. Janeway refuses to drink coffee

Next: The Top Ten Best Top Ten Lists (including author)[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Next: The Top Ten Best Top Ten Lists (including author)[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]:lol: Oh no... Now someone has a chance to kiss up to or piss off everyone on the board! That's kryponite, baby...

(waits very curiously)[/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Not really, Scooter...

10. Top Ten Signs of Multiple Personality Disorder, by Smeagol, Gollum, and Andy Serkis
9. Top Ten Ways to Cook Melmacian Pasta, by Neelix
8. Top Ten Ways to Cook Melmacian Felines, by ALF
7. Top Ten Varieties of Balsa Wood, by Chakotay
6. Cryptic Messages, The Best, Ten Of Them, by the Prophets
5. Top Ten Things To Do With All Your Free Time While The Captain Thinks You're Busy With the Warp Engine, by Scotty
4. Top Ten Crazy Things to Do on a Saturday Night, by the Borg Queen
3. Top Ten Rules of Interplanetary Diplomacy, by Jack O'Neill
2. Top Ten Ways to go GAK!, by John Sheridan

And the Top Top Ten List (including author):

1. (List forthcoming), by Zeke

But just for you, Scooter, next up:
Top Ten Ways to Awake the Wrath of the 5MV Forum
[iost_uid0](Hint: Topic Title)[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Top Ten Ways to Awake the Wrath of the 5MV Forum

10. Start "Topic Title"
9. Start Group Adaption Story
8. Create the "Man who wanders around malls in a top hat dazed and confused".
7.mention 'pie', POTC, LOTR
6. Mention 'chilli'
5. Mention 'chilli', 'cheese' and 'Porthos in one sentence.
4. Start a one-by-one story
3. Start a question-and-answer game
2. Introduce John
1. Introduce that John comes back to life, no matter how many times you kill him.
And the number one way to awake wrath?
1. Mess with a topic's rules

Top Ten LOTR/Trek series crossover eps[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Im guilty of #1(final 1),6,7, and partly 8[/colorost_uid0]

[Katy Jane]

[quoteost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000ost_uid0][iost_uid0](Hint: Topic Title)[/iost_uid0][/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Speaking of which, i tried to find the Topic Title using the Wayback Machine but it looks like it realy is gone :crying: Gone i say! [/colorost_uid0]

[Standback]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Don't remind me. I'm still upset I only showed up after the first one died, and I fear for my life if I even think of suggesting to start it again.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yeah, it seems like fun, doesn't it?

*Runs*[/colorost_uid0]

[Scooter]

[quoteost_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Not really, Scooter...[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]hee hee hee

Standback 1, Scooter 0! [/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Didn't the forums get a new address after the new forums came? Maybe that is why you cant find it.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Eek, don't look now! :O[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Even just seeing the title sends shivers down my spine.[/colorost_uid0]