The Monkey's Paw Game - Page 11 - The Five-Minute Forums

Xeroc · #**201** 05-15-2005, 01:50 AM

We eat it all, and you don't have a chance at any.

I wish -- To Rule The Universe!

Anonymous · #**202** 05-15-2005, 12:34 PM

You become an astronomical parallax detector, and spend your life "ruling" the universe.

I wish I had an original name.

Xeroc · #**203** 05-20-2005, 11:53 PM

You are the only one ... at all!

I wish, there was a way for me to be able to control reality with my thoughts!

NeoMatrix · #**204** 05-27-2005, 03:00 AM

you do, but someone ticks you off and your bad thought brings chaos to your reality.

I wish there was no way to get fat, no matter how much you eat

Opium · #**205** 05-27-2005, 10:39 AM

There is a substance invented that prevents you from getting fat no matter how much you ate, but it has the reverse effect of making you too thin and bony and have no energy and all you can do is lie around all day and watch TV and eat.

I wish I could think of a good wish that didn't involve being coherent.

Xeroc · #**206** 05-30-2005, 02:34 AM

You can, but then nothing you say is coherent.

I wish ... ... ... ... for a wish!

NeoMatrix · #**207** 05-30-2005, 02:02 PM

You are now Captain Kirk

I wish this week will go by smoothly and fast

Xeroc · #**208** 05-31-2005, 01:10 AM

It does, but next week is hell.

I wish - for the best computer in the world!

persianmouse · #**209** 05-31-2005, 05:38 AM

Granted, but it will try to take over the world, and there will be an epic war of man against machine, billions will die.

I wish for a 24-hour Falafel Hut to be built on my block.

Opium · #**210** 05-31-2005, 06:15 AM

One is, but it plays "It's A Small World After All" all the time, blasting the music around the block.

I wish I had a question to my answer.

persianmouse · #**211** 05-31-2005, 06:40 AM

you do, it's "What's seven times six?"

I wish I had a pet wallaby.

Opium · #**212** 06-01-2005, 03:49 AM

You have a pet wallaby, but it eats your entire house.

I wish I had another doggy!

Xeroc · #**213** 06-01-2005, 04:58 AM

It's an eeeevil doggy.

I wish I could predict the future!

persianmouse · #**214** 06-01-2005, 05:35 AM

You can, but find it's only the past, repeating over and over again.

I wish I was named Binky Rococo Juanita Baba-Dashia.

Opium · #**215** 06-02-2005, 01:11 AM

Binky Rococo Juanita Baba-Dashia is your new name, but it turns out to contain 12 foriegn curse words, and no one will talk to you.

I wish that floresent light bulbs did not hum so much.

NeoMatrix · #**216** 06-03-2005, 05:38 AM

They stop humming, but now they sing "It's A Small World" all the time

I wish you could all come to my wedding

persianmouse · #**217** 06-03-2005, 06:24 AM

We will, but we will all get drunk, try to go fishing in the coy pond, hit on your 14-year old neice, fall down on your cake, punch the DJ, do an impromtu strip-tease, and steal your granmas oxygen tank.

I wish I had a prenensile tail.

Opium · #**218** 06-03-2005, 10:27 AM

You get a tail, but you also turn into an alien tadpole unaware of even existing.

I wish nailpolish didn't chip so easily.

Xeroc · #**219** 06-04-2005, 12:19 AM

It never comes off!

I wish the we had more smileys!

Opium · #**220** 06-04-2005, 02:11 PM

We get more smileys, but they are all of Paris Hilton trying to act out the emotions. :twisted:

I wish I had another little fish.