Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does a row of dead chickens crossing the road look like?

A: Lord of the Star Matrix Wars[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: James Cameron, you havent made a hit in a while...what's your new project? Is it full of original ideas?



A: Shoot. I forgot.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So Neo, how do you eventually plan to kill all the agents Smith?

A: The Echo[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: You know, this band sounds almost exactly like the last one on, except they're quieter. Tell me, what are they called?


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Well, I did warn you that if I told you I'd have to kill you.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I won't tell anybody, I promise. Please don't kill me.

A: Cryptic. Obscure. Just get THWAP!ed already![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What three things do John Sheridan and Agent Smith have in common, 17?


A: NNNOOOOOOOOO! The props make the movie. THE PROPS I TELL YOU![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Hey Opium, let's spend the rest of our budget on making really fancy rotors for the planes. That'll guarantee a box office hit!

A. We're perfectly safe. 17 won't notice what we did. By the way, what's that whistling noise?[/colorost_uid0]

[PointyHairedJedi]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Shouldn't we go and hide or something? I mean, we did spray-paint 'Delenn Sucks' all over that wall over there.


[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: "Stiny! Get me a buffalo!"[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Kevin Costner say when he heard that they will be making "Dances With Wolves 2"?

A: Are you sure that is what you are really eating Cypher?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! My ex-best-friend is coming close! Say something cool!


A: Um...I think I lost it two hours ago.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Alright now, we have to be quick if we want to get out of here. Where's the bomb?

A: You're all nuts.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So we're all going write some fivers and watch POTC, LOTR and eat pie and pudding. Wanna come?


A: It's gone the way of pie,pudding, LOTR, POTC and killing John Sheridan.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, I didn't come to your party, but how did it work out? Did you write many fivers?

A: It's like, when you die and something interesting happens, and you wish you could have been there.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How was the watching the third Matrix compared to watching the first and second?


A: Then he ate the bowl due to the power of cheese![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what happened after he ate the cheese?

A: A bowl can do wonders to a young mind like yours.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you menacingly holding that bowl over my head?



A: Maybe it just needed more Johnny Depp.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Something was missing from the end of Matrix Revolutions, but I can't think of what it needed. Can you help me out here?

A: Piracy? Ha, im a pirate, that is what I do.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Johnny Depp is a pirate, and a hot one that, but I dont think he engages in piracy...what do you think, NeoMatrix?



A: You can not use permenant marker, you'll get it off, nor be able to paint over it![/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why do you seem so upset by the sight of my taking a crayon to this Post-It note?


A: I've just been attacked by a demon-infested cardboard tube![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you bashing that package of paper towels?


A: Wow, it's back![/colorost_uid0]