One-by-one story:Like Topic Title, but looonger :)

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]NAHTMMM's gender-bending butt



((I'm a girl, Girl GIRL....sheesh, who else would like Johnny Depp so much? okay...dont answer that.but yah, I'm a girl,girl GIRL! Â 8| ))[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0], which did not


(At least they get your NAME right...)[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]pose a threat

(Its not normal for people to call people online by their number)
(For some reason, Opium sounds like a male screenname. Maybe its the way you comment in the forum)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]to the continuum[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]whatsoever.

(Or maybe it's his avatar)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]A[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]really cute puppy




(Um, yah...having an Our Lady Peace avatar[a Canadian band] and endlessly talking about elves, Spike, and cute, pretty things,and not talking much about violence, nukes, or Seven of Nine is really masculine...WAH you're all meanies!) 8|

(okay, I realize some females may like violence, nukes or Seven of Nine, but they are stereotypical male persuits...besides, Legolas is better)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]was

[quoteost_uid0="Opium"]nukes are stereotypical male persuits[/quoteost_uid0]


Only if the male in question is John Sheridan. [/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]eating chilli jokes


((you mean John Sheridan is MALE? ))[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]and




[You know... it's kind of strange. My friends and I have this joke where we maintain there are too many Johns in the universe, so we renamed all of them with girl's names. And other non-B5 friends listening to our conversations are going, like, "Wait... you mean Sabrina Sheridan is a HE?!"

Kind of the opposite of Opium, here.... ][/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]killing pumpkins. "Hello[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Porthos of Gloin"[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]. "Jon of Legolas!




[quoteost_uid0="taya17"][quoteost_uid0="Opium"]nukes are stereotypical male persuits[/quoteost_uid0]


Only if the male in question is John Sheridan. [/quoteost_uid0]

Or me.

And in response to the earlier mention of me, I feel obligated to note that "[imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/imgost_uid0] [imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/imgost_uid0] [imgost_uid0]http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/forums/html/non-cgi/emoticons/eek5.gif[/imgost_uid0]?"[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]How are you?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Do you like

(Or maybe it's because I'm quite certain it said 'male' last time I checked your profile. I could be wrong.)[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]chili jokes?"[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]"Yes, they're delicous!"


(check my profile, it does say what I am...and NAHTMMM, I meant that you refered to "his" when you where talking about me, and I'm a "she"...but um yah...back to the silliness))[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]he[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]said with much[/colorost_uid0]

[taya17]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]enthusiasm.[/colorost_uid0]