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10-19-2003, 11:11 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Will you make up your mind please. Did you see a gnome or a goblin?A: Watch out, those gnomes are sneaky[/color ost_uid0]
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10-19-2003, 11:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Let's just demand they surrender. It's not like they'd dare to resist.A: Lots and lots of traps.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-19-2003, 11:41 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Neo, what do you need to get the rats out of the Matrix?A: Its the master plan[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 12:12 AM
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ost_uid0]A: We just run forward at the dragon waving our swords and screaming "argh"? What kind of damnfool plan is that?Q: What red dragon?[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 02:50 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Uhm, what happened to the red dragon in this cage?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A pink dolphin.[quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: What sound did Ivanova's ankle make when the stunt guy landed on it?[/quote ost_uid0]I read in this article JMS wrote that Claudia Christian actually broke her ankle chasing butterflies in her backyard, rather than during filming. I found it rather amusing... ooh butterflies![/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 04:24 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Dear, your eyes are moving in different directions. What are you looking at?A: No spoo for you![/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 04:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What word usually precedes hilarity ensuing?A: ICQ ICQ?[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 04:41 AM
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10-20-2003, 04:47 AM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you stick Sa'ar behind a microphone without music?
A: One for the money, two for the show, three for the lady on the radio. :( But Websurfing is fine, it seems :P When's the lecture end?[/color:post_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 04:57 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, what did you buy these three nukes which came in the mail today [iost_uid0]for[/iost_uid0]?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Paternalism.(Because this site doesn't have much NC-17 content, see I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...)[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 05:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What comes before nosteralism?A: I'm a star in New York, I'm a star in LA. (It could have some...briefly, and then I'd get banned for the rest of my natural life. So surfing clean sites during a lecture is fine, but chatting isn't? Well, if you aren't allowed to ask questions I guess you have to amuse yourself somehow *g* ) [quote ost_uid0]I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...[/quoteost_uid0]Woo! And there you are.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 05:42 AM
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10-20-2003, 05:46 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what's so interesting about sticking sockets into filled bathtubs?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Zi-YAAAH!(Damn, and here I was hoping your question would be "17, why are you drinking Delenn's blood?")[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 05:52 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: If you say "Zion" I will zap you.A: No peanuts from the comment gallery[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 06:04 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *elephant trumpeting*A: Get back, honky cat.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 06:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: *Cats Acting Like Geese*A: Mother Goose 3000 [/color ost_uid0]
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10-20-2003, 07:49 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: There's a violence and nudity warning on this kids video! What IS this?A: And that's the $1 question, buddy.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-20-2003, 02:39 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" How should I know that?A: That rabbit doesn't seem to agree.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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