Five-Minute Enterprise S3: The Wrap Party

[Zeke]

Hallowe'en: the day when things long dead suddenly walk the earth. Out of nowhere, when the innocent thought they were safe... Five-Minute Enterprise is back!

Okay, that's not quite fair, believe it or not. 5ME has never actually been dead. But you wouldn't know, because it's just been me chipping away at new content very slowly over the years. (Some of it was on a memory stick I lost. I don't wanna talk about it.) And thus here we are, with ENT S4 having begun 20 years ago this month, and no one can be blamed for thinking more fivers are never coming. Even the Secret Santa featurette was 8 years ago now.

But hey, speaking of featurettes... I was always really proud of how I did with ENT Season 3, and at some point I got the idea of writing a little follow-up piece in the form of a "wrap party". This would be a TJI report interviewing the characters and letting them air their grievances. I had several gags planned out almost immediately, and while I went back and forth on whether the whole thing would be worth doing, I never really gave up on it -- and I always considered this the "next" thing to do for 5ME, since it wouldn't really work to post it after moving into S4.

Now, after all this time, here it is! Welcome to the Five-Minute Enterprise Season 3 Wrap Party. Since it's been so long, you may want to re-read or at least skim the Season 3 fivers themselves, or a lot of this will fail to make even the limited sense that it does.

Enjoy, just don't touch the ham salad sandwiches. Those are mine.

[Nate the Great]

After reading the article, I'm sure I would've found it hilarious if I'd actually watched the whole season or read the fivers. And it'll probably be another nine years before I do.