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Old 07-03-2003, 09:41 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I still liked the red dress gag better.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]In that case, here's a midway point -- the Cypher/nothing joke can easily be put in somewhere else. (Perhaps when Cypher is actually [iost_uid0]in[/iost_uid0] the scene.)

Tank: Good morning, Neo. Â Time for your training -- here's what you'll be learning.
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Neo: Whoa! She was [iost_uid0]hot[/iost_uid0]! Give me more!
Tank: Oops, that was the "Woman in the Red Dress" program.
Neo: What dress?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]...that's a wrap, folks!

(i like it)[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sorry, guys, but now that the scene's different we need a re-vote.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I think you should skip the [iost_uid0]She was hot![/iost_uid0] , not giving that part away just yet.

That would mean Neo's second line becomes:

[quoteost_uid0]Neo: Whoa! Give me more![/quoteost_uid0]

And I like the scene, by the way. [/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Sounds good to me.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Got my vote.[/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I think you should skip the [iost_uid0]She was hot![/iost_uid0] , not giving that part away just yet.[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Good idea.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I agree. Take out "She was hot". I vote for it then. Just remember, it was my idea that sparked the woman in the red dress joke in the first place.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Yes, Neo, we will not forget!

:throws in vote:[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]C'mon folks, 6 votes isn't much of a consensus, now is it? [/colorost_uid0]
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Oh yeah, Fiver By Committee. I'll start Block 13 later today.
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