February 20: Five-Minute BSG relaunch

[Zeke]

First update of 2009, and it's a new subsite, baby. Or rather, it's the long-awaited relaunch of what has until now been a subsite-in-name-only: Five-Minute Battlestar Galactica. Read the article if you wish, and then feast upon my first fiver of a regular BSG episode: Five-Minute "33".

I'm aiming for at least one fiver from each season in this launch event, and I've already written the next one. Stay tuned.

[Derek]

Apollo: They're not stopping. What did you say?
Starbuck: "Greetings, little worms. I have come to discuss the details of your surrender!" I probably should have put more thought into it.

That is the standard hail, isn't it?

[Nate the Great]

"For the last few years, Battlestar Galactica has been the nearly undisputed heavyweight champion of TV sci-fi."

I'm glad you said "nearly", 'cause I firmly believe Stargate owns that title.

[NAHTMMM]

Dualla: Sir, wait! I've been trying to give you these forms to sign.
Adama: I saw them. They're just blank sheets of paper.
Dualla: And they can't go forward without your authorization!

Bureaucracy, like roaches, will survive pretty much any apocalypse.

Tigh: About time one of us got some rest. You sure you don't want to go first?
Adama: Hmm... I could use a shave.
Gaeta: Hold that thought! DRADIS contact!
Tigh: Just as well. No one wanted to say it, but you "shaved" the bottom of your face off last time.

He says he has information too important to wait, but not quite important enough to just say.

That's the most important kind of information of all!

[PointyHairedJedi]

Heh, not bad, not bad at all. You've still got it, Zeke.




...Well, probably more than one "it", but you choose whichever you feel is most complimentary and least requires the use of antibiotics.