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Old 01-03-2008, 06:07 AM
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For today's update, I've brought the main pages of our This Just In and Top 10 subsites up to date. Baby steps, people.

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Old 01-03-2008, 06:25 AM
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Kudos, Z. I'm reminded of that mincing tip-toe scurry that cartoon characters sometimes do to imply that they're "stealth walking," a tactic that inevitably fails because the soundtrack plays a distinctive note for each step.
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Looking good, Z.
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Reread some of the top 10's, and couldn't help noticing #3 for "The Top 10 Christmas Presents for Enterprise Villains":

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The Klingons: A revolutionary but ultimately temporary planetwide forehead-smoothing program
Is this one of those "life imitates parody" things?
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Old 01-05-2008, 06:00 AM
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Does sort of look that way, doesn't it?
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Old 01-08-2008, 11:52 PM
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What! Zeke's not dead!

Is this the longest he's ever gone without an update?

How far can he stretch the definition of soon?
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Old 01-09-2008, 01:11 AM
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Keab, stop pressing the issue. Please. Unless, that is, you care to convince me that scaring away Zeke is a good idea.
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Old 01-09-2008, 05:24 AM
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OMG I AM SCARED AWAY SCREW YOU ALL

(Not really. But thanks, Nate.)
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Old 01-09-2008, 11:38 AM
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No prob. After all, when I was a newbie around here I stepped on more than a few toes. Consider it a public service to try to prevent the same from happening to anyone else.
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Terribly sorry. I was attempting to display my pleasure at Zeke's return.

I fully understand his reasons for being absent and am glad that he is now able to return us.
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Old 01-10-2008, 04:49 PM
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I'm hesitant to make a "aw man, you just jinxed us!" gag, so you can insert it at your leisure.
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No, no.

My screen saver at work says "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"; it's an absolute necessity. Enough said.

Welcome back, Zeke - and a somewhat belated Happy New Year to one and all! (If you look at it by elapsed percentage, it's still new.)
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Terribly sorry. I was attempting to display my pleasure at Zeke's return.
I like to do it by wearing hotpants. Or at least, making a fictional counterpart wear them, which is really the next best thing.
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