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10-29-2007, 02:31 AM
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You're house implodes while you sleep.
I wish nothing bad would happen to this wish.
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10-29-2007, 02:59 AM
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Nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either, in fact everyone in the universe is frozen in time.
I wish I understood why/how the meson inversion properties of Nth metal would create an antigravity effect.
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10-29-2007, 11:47 PM
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You understand why and how, but the Meson Mafia beat you up and kill you for having discovered their little secret.
I wish New York would quit annoying me.
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11-05-2007, 05:31 AM
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North Korea launches a nuke and destroys New York, causing a nuclear war that destroys spacetime.
I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
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#846
11-07-2007, 02:42 AM
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You kill yourself because nothing comes true.
I wish more people would join my Jihad to put Dune above Star Wars and destroy Star Wars. http://groups.google.com/group/dunejihad?lnk=gcimh
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#847
11-07-2007, 03:14 AM
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They do, but then they vote you out. The tribe has spoken!
I wish that there was a story where the hero isn't prompted to free the genie; he does it anyway. This act of selflessness earns him a lifetime of extra wishes because the reader knows that they'll only be used in good causes.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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11-09-2007, 04:35 PM
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You're committed to an asylum for such ludicrous ideas.
I wish I wasn't so darn hungry at the moment.
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#849
11-10-2007, 05:45 AM
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You are so full that you explode.
I wish I had a working microphone for my laptop.
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11-26-2007, 05:41 AM
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You do, but it works at the local McDonald's, so you are now totally microphone-less.
 I wish that we had an ETA on the DVD-capable Revolution.
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11-26-2007, 09:32 AM
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You manage to hack in and find out that information, however Nintendo notice and dispatch a crack strike team who hunt you down and then beat you to death with a red koopa shell.
I wish I had Resident Evil: Umbrella now. Not in 4 days time.
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11-27-2007, 04:15 PM
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You do. It's an umbrella that belonged to a Resident Doctor, and is evil. Say goodbye to your eyes!
I wish I could remember the quote from the "Fairly Oddparents" cartoon about dead and beeping flowers. (Seriously, does anyone know it?)
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11-28-2007, 03:49 AM
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You do, but it doesn't exist, so you go insane.
I wish my chinchilla didn't eat my pencil eraser.
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