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e of pi · #21 01-26-2006, 04:49 AM

Wow.

Randomness: 8

Funny: 5

Refences to burning small dogs: 1
Quality of Refences to burning dogs: 8

Vedra · #22 01-26-2006, 09:03 AM

Uh, thanks. I guess.

Chancellor Valium · #23 01-26-2006, 11:11 AM

Dear Madam,

Is your faith before your mind? Know me - Am I the Doctor? To answer these questions, call Psychic Sam-I-Am on 0-800-Green-Eggs-And-Ham Today!

Yours,

Spammy O'Keefe,
Wishbeforeshnire,
Wozbit

Vedra · #24 01-27-2006, 08:28 PM

I laughed the most at that name. Spammy O'Keefe sounds like a bad Irish porn actor name.

e of pi · #25 01-27-2006, 10:13 PM

Permission to wonder "why?" Or possibly who wrote the book of love?

Chancellor Valium · #26 01-28-2006, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarn-Vedra

I laughed the most at that name. Spammy O'Keefe sounds like a bad Irish porn actor name.

I see what you mean. And, at the same time, ick :P.

Chancellor Valium · #27 02-13-2007, 11:55 AM

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain about the deadness of this thread, and your general lousyness.

Yours Objectionably,
Winston MacSmell,
Market Pontington

Burt · #28 02-13-2007, 01:29 PM

This Is an Announcement for no-one:

We would like to inform you that the dead will be rising at 12:45. They will be served with tea and biscuits.
Please have your livers ready for checking. However only smarties have the answer.
The dead will not rise on Wednesdays, they will be replaced with a temporary fish service except on Wednesdays, when they will not.

Thank You

The Overseer of Everything
Milton Keynes

Burt · #29 02-13-2007, 03:05 PM

This is, like, the best game ever.

Chancellor Valium · #30 02-13-2007, 06:41 PM

Thank you

Dear Overseer,

This is most inconvenient, and will ruin the Annual Cake-Baking Association Rally at Nuremberg. Could you possibly rearrange?

Yours sincerely,
Doreen Weatherspoon,
also from Milton Keynes. Isn't that lovely, dear?

Burt · #31 08-04-2007, 12:31 PM

Dear Doreen Weatherspoon

Rearrangment as follows.

Will You Possibly Rally The Cake and Could This Most Inconvenient Assocication at Nuremburg Rearrange? And Is Annual Baking a Ruin?

The Overseer

HTRAE

Chancellor Valium · #32 08-04-2007, 09:10 PM

Dear Overseer,

We could, but we'd need to then shift the reading of Liber Paginarum Fulvarum, which could be a bother because it's being run by the Rockerfellers Never Walk Down Park Avenue With Sticks Or Umbrellas Society.

Yours,
Doreen Weatherspoon,
Milton Sponge

Burt · #33 11-09-2007, 05:26 PM

Dear Doreen Weatherspoon

Please tell the Rockerfellers that it isn't a problem, we can all read instead and that also a young woman have said you can share her Umbrealla or stand under it...or something like that.
But when in Rome, you're really quite lost. Live and let go of my foot. Shake and vac and get the police.

And I think we can take that as a fact.

The Overseer
Milton Sponge with jam.