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View Poll Results: The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. | |||
For the national holiday. | 1 | 7.14% | |
It fills with the nectar. | 0 | 0% | |
For reasons. | 3 | 21.43% | |
To heal the dryness of the place. | 5 | 35.71% | |
To refuse the future. | 5 | 35.71% | |
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll |
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Do YOU refuse the future?
Thanks to engrish.com, we now know exactly why the person can drink sake. What's your reason?
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Hmmm...Because it can heal the dryness of the place?
While engrish.com does have some amazingly bad stuff, that exceptionite
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Reasons, reasons. I had to keep my second marriage a secret from my dead wife's family.
*pause* Sorry, what were we talking about?
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Oh, while I'm throwing links out, pie chart.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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I don't know how to respond to that chart. Is it witty and clever beyond belief, or unbearably lame? I'm still in conflict over that one.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Those might depend more upon what I last had to eat.
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Dryness of the place is a terrible affliction and not one to be laughed at.
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As an expert (read: bored) Engrish translator, I shall do my best.
-National holidays -To taste sweetness -For personal reasons -To quench thirst -To...forget the past? I don't know on that one.
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Perhaps as a way of calming nerves for a future event?
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#12
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Or denying to oneself that it's coming. Getting your mind off it by, um, turning off your mind.
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
#13
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So play the game "Existence" to the end
Of the beginning, of the beginning...
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Methinks Ted Sturgeon was too kind. 'Yes, but I think some people should be offended.' -- John Cleese (on whether he thought some might be offended by Monty Python) |
#14
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Err...
Don't pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, Quick, pass it on, pass it on, pass it on, ?
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