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02-07-2007, 06:30 PM
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Observation that nobody, of course, expects the Spanish Inquisition.
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#182
02-09-2007, 08:23 AM
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Counterobservation that some do expect it. Further observation that no one truly expects the Spammish Repetition.
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02-09-2007, 06:10 PM
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#184
02-10-2007, 02:34 PM
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Observation that in either case, the floor is no longer observed, and thus does not exist.
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#185
02-16-2007, 12:33 AM
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Observation of floor, initiating spontaneous re-existance. Failed attempt to throw oneself at re-existed floor and miss. Brief two-letter expression of pain.
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#186
02-16-2007, 12:57 AM
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Challenge to go an entire page without starting responses with "observation" or "counterobservation."
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#187
02-16-2007, 03:18 AM
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Challenge refused. Reminder that things are not supposed to be planned. Celebration of randomness.
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#188
02-16-2007, 05:13 AM
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Shooting of celebratory balloons.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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#189
02-16-2007, 07:39 AM
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Admonishment at shooting. Argument that swords are better. Further argument that there are more balloons.
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#190
02-16-2007, 06:42 PM
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Spraying of latex-specific acid all over room. Maniacal laughter as every single balloon in the room dissolves and pops on cue, covering the forum in balloon confetti.
Huge electro-magnet used to snatch every sword in the room. Huge smelting equipment used to turn them into commemorative coins.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-16-2007, 08:19 PM
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Reminder that guns are metal also. Pointing out that guns were smelted also. Pulling out of plasma sword. Reminder that not all swords are metal.
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#192
02-16-2007, 09:07 PM
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Length, Proust-esque description of act of hefting Demat Gun. Observations upon usefulness of said Demat Gun. Lengthy description of junking of Demat Gun. Description and reflection upon superior nature as weaponry of teaspoon and open mind.
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#193
02-17-2007, 04:48 PM
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Sigh of boredom. Query of what further purpose the guns had, thus query of why they COULDN'T be melted.
Request for the specs of a plasma sword that don't involve at least some metal.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-17-2007, 09:17 PM
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Detailed specifications fror such a weapon, including links to websites with information. Apologies for specs and links both being in the language of the Lost Tribe of Hamara, which has been untranslatable for hundreds of years.
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02-18-2007, 03:24 AM
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Arrival of a time-traveler from the 29th century, bringing a translated version of the specs, including a red circle around the thingamajobber, which was always thought to be a ceramic alloy but does in fact contain unobtainium, which is metal and quite meltable.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-18-2007, 09:59 PM
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Grandiloquent speech regarding need for such knowledge not to be discovered. Lengthy explanation of following requirement for time-traveller to never willen-mayan-on-happen-be-to existed. Proustian description of deletion of said person. Erasure of memory of above poster(s).
Exhortation to be surrounded by fat men with sleek heads who sleep o' nights. Explanation regarding lean and hungry appearance of yond Cassius. Extrapolation that said person thinks too much. Further addendum regarding such men as dangerous.
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#197
02-18-2007, 10:14 PM
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Request for fewer ten-dollar words.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-19-2007, 01:52 AM
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Query regarding an apparent bias against ten-dollar (5£?) verbiage.
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02-19-2007, 05:39 AM
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Boring expository explanation yielding what appears to be actual facts but is really a terse command to look it up yourself.
 Authorial chuckle followed by a shrug. Boring expository explanation about the term being related to an old child's game that turns words into dollar values (the letter "a" is worth a cent, "b" is two cents, etc. and that the value of the word is merely the sum of the values of the letters). A further lecture about how "ten-dollar word" merely means a LONG word.
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mudshark: Nate's just being...Nate. Zeke: It comes nateurally to him. mudshark: I don't expect Nate to make sense, really -- it's just a bad idea. Sa'ar Chasm on the 5M.net forum: Sit back, relax, and revel in the insanity. Adam Savage: I reject your reality and substitute my own! Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Crow T. Robot: Oh, stop pretending there's a plot. Don't cheapen yourself further.
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02-20-2007, 02:49 AM
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Query as to possibility of any word in the english language or otherwise actually adding up to ten dollars based upon the previous poster's stated values.
Suggestion someone not as lazy as myself examine 'antidisestablishmentarianism'.
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