Hi, I'm new.. - really....I'm, new....here @ least.

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Incidentally, referring to your sig, I throw cheese snacks at my GM and I still get experience. Does this mean throwing things at your GM is good judgement, or does it have something to do with the fact that I'm playing Rifts and you're playing D&D?

Edit: By "your" I mean "Sa'ar's."[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Incidentally, referring to your sig, I throw cheese snacks at my GM and I still get experience. Does this mean throwing things at your GM is good judgement, or does it have something to do with the fact that I'm playing Rifts and you're playing D&D?
[/quoteost_uid0]

It's actually just a pithy little phrase that popped into my head, and I had to type it. It's a mockery of that motivational thing that ends it "Experience comes from bad judgement." The point of that is that good judgement comes from bad judgement, so I guess the point of mine is that good judgement comes from the DM. In other words, "Shut up and stop arguing with me before I drop an anvil on your character. I'm perfect. [iost_uid0]Perfect, damn you![/iost_uid0]"

*bows in Kira's direction*

I don't think throwing things at the person who decides your character's fate is ever a good idea.[/colorost_uid0]

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]How to screw with a GM: "My character suddenly jumps off the bridge. Make him live or we have to create him [iost_uid0]all over again![/iost_uid0]"

How the GM screws you back: "As you look down, you suddenly remember you have a fear of heights. You have a heart attack and die. And then an airplane hits you."[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]GM?





Nan[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]GM?[/quoteost_uid0]

Game Master (unless you're playing D&D, in which case it's Dungeon Master). The person in charge of a role-playing game, ie, the one who decides which monsters are currently trying to eat you.[/colorost_uid0]

[Naraht]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::gnaws on Sa'ar::[/colorost_uid0]

[Nan]

[quoteost_uid0="Naraht"][color=#000000ost_uid0]::gnaws on Sa'ar::[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]Look, everyone! Naraht is fitting in already!





Nan, reading Sluggy[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::hands Naraht some salt::[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::wonders who would win in a dental appointment between Celeste and a Horta::[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]::wonders who would win in a dental appointment between Celeste and a Horta::[/quoteost_uid0]

500 qualtoos on Celeste.

[quoteost_uid0]::gnaws on Sa'ar::[/quoteost_uid0]

I need that leg back when you're done.

*Sa'ar sings. Cover your ears and follow the bouncing ball*

o/~"I'm being eaten by a lump of rock, lump of rock, lump of rock,
I'm being eaten by a lump of rock and I don't like it very much
Oh no (oh no) he's dissolving my toe (he's dissolving my toe)o/~[/colorost_uid0]

[Naraht]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]leg? I thought I was gnawing on your shoulder...sorry...[/colorost_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]leg? I thought I was gnawing on your shoulder...sorry...[/quoteost_uid0]

Either Horta eyesight is extremly unfocussed, or I'm sort of genetic freak *g*[/colorost_uid0]

[Naraht]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Hortas lack eyes, so my money's on poor eyesight[/colorost_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]::grabs her ultrasonics and gracie currets:: Someone suction![/colorost_uid0]

[SimonBob]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]You're lucky you missed by so much, otherwise that would've just been embarrasing...[/colorost_uid0]