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Old 04-18-2006, 08:07 PM
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You know you're screwed when your boss says to you, "What are you doing?" and you don't know what's wrong about it... :cry:

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You know you're screwed when your dreams involve watching a long narrow bit of metal be twisted through your midriff by a giant screwdriver.
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You know you're screwed when, while you getting on to a train, you overhear a driver telling the guard he 'Thinks the brakes are working now!'
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