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06-08-2005, 03:04 AM
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sugar it is, I guess
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08-15-2005, 10:47 PM
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I'm throwing my vote at the short two-line sugar block. The joke's just perfect in its brief form.
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08-24-2005, 07:55 PM
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So, is this settled, then?
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08-24-2005, 08:39 PM
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I'm surprised noone followed pteryx's suggestion of using the sugar block to replace the first line of the porn block... something like this:
Trinity: Neo... I've never seen anyone move that fast. Neo: Sugar overdose. It makes me-- Oooooo! A helicopter! With a machine gun! Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter. Neo: Wait, he can upload instructions on how to fly a helicopter to someone? Trinity: Well, yeah, what have you been asking him to send to you? Neo: Porn, mostly. would be the literal form... though I'd prefer to do it more like this: Trinity: Neo... I've never seen anyone move that fast. Neo: Sugar overdose. It makes me-- Oooooo! A helicopter! With a machine gun! Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter. And tranquilisers for Neo. Neo: Wait, you mean that upload thing can be used for something useful? Trinity: Wait - have you been getting Mouse's archives uploaded to you by mistake? Neo: ...maybe...
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08-24-2005, 09:44 PM
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^ I LIKE it!
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08-24-2005, 09:57 PM
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yeah, but which one? *prepares to take notes*
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08-24-2005, 10:30 PM
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I think that first one works reasonably well.
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11-07-2005, 06:37 AM
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First one is good
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11-08-2005, 04:37 AM
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agreed
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11-11-2005, 08:43 AM
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I concur.
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