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Old 09-26-2005, 06:40 PM
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Ouch.

...Just 'Ouch'.

Still, I think we can safely say that most people on this forum would prefer a type of entertainment involving less crushed bones (or, to be more precise, less of their own bones crushed, and more of other people's)
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Old 09-26-2005, 07:33 PM
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:57 AM
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He cut through the critical branch, but happened to be standing behind me (up against a row of bushes so there was nowhere for him to go) when it fell so I couldn't really move without stumbling into the still-running chainsaw.

I chose to let the tree fall on my foot.
Good choice :mrgreen: Still sounds painful though, but I prefer that to the chainsaw option :wink:
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Old 09-27-2005, 11:11 AM
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I chose to let the tree fall on my foot.
I'm glad you did...it seems to be the better option. I hope your foot heals quickly!
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:22 PM
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I wasn't even bruised, believe it or not. It rolled perfectly down the laces of my hightop. I walked around for a few minutes muttering "ow" and then went back to work collecting firewood.
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:27 PM
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You really want to be wearing steel toe-capped boots for that sort of thing. Means less bruised feet.

A good thing there was nothing broken, eh?
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:44 PM
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Not lately, but we're taking it as a given. :mrgreen:

evay, glad there were no adverse consequences but, for the future, don't argue with trees, 'k? They can be somewhat unforgiving.
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:00 PM
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I wasn't even bruised, believe it or not. It rolled perfectly down the laces of my hightop. I walked around for a few minutes muttering "ow" and then went back to work collecting firewood.
Wow. That's luck, or something! But yah, do wear steal-toed boots. I've heard they really help.
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^^But the tree hit the top of my foot. Steel on the toes of the boots wouldn't have helped.
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wear a full-steel-boot, then - like the mediaeval knights did...
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:07 PM
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^^But the tree hit the top of my foot. Steel on the toes of the boots wouldn't have helped.
Well, boots of that sort are usually quite sturdy anyway - what exactly was it you were wearing at the time?
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:59 AM
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^^But the tree hit the top of my foot. Steel on the toes of the boots wouldn't have helped.
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Well, boots of that sort are usually quite sturdy anyway - what exactly was it you were wearing at the time?
Reebok hightop sneakers.
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Old 09-28-2005, 10:59 AM
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Ah. Well, a pair of workboots prolly would have made some difference, but I expect it still would have smarted some.
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Old 10-18-2005, 09:04 AM
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What do i do when i'm bored? Find violent movies with lots of gore and laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh! Mwa Ha Ha!

Speaking of which, this seems like an appropriate place to ask: where is that little animation of the stick-figure-like guy bashing his computer/keyboard with his head? It was here somewhere but i can't find it. I'd like to gross out a friend of mine with it...
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I know the one that you mean, but I've got no idea where to find it I'm afraid.
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