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09-11-2005, 12:18 PM
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You do, but then everyone else runs away!
I wish I could wish on a star and have it happen instantly.
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#342
09-11-2005, 12:34 PM
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Whilst all upon-a-star wishes become instant, the number of shooting stars drops immediately to 0, and stays there forever.
I wish I had my own antimatter reactor...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#343
09-11-2005, 01:21 PM
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I wish that people would stop making me electrocute htem....
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#344
09-11-2005, 06:36 PM
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Okay, now they make you electrocute yourself! :twisted:
I wish for twice as much time in each day to get all this dang work done.
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#345
09-12-2005, 11:16 AM
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You also get twice the work.
I wish I can find a better job Quote:
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#346
09-12-2005, 01:40 PM
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You can find the job, easily enough, but you can never get it.
(yes, he is) I wish I was a lumberjack...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#347
09-12-2005, 02:33 PM
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(yes, he is indeed...and a very good game it is too! Just don't get the sequel :wink: ) I wish that people would stop meddling with causality, continuity and space/time in general...
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#348
09-12-2005, 11:57 PM
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Now everything's boring!
I wish for better reception on this dang cellphone.
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#349
09-13-2005, 08:00 AM
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Now there is. And it's not your cellphone, so you get turned on by the police-sheep of Beaumaris,who eat you :twisted:
I wish that ALL fora were more active.....
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#350
09-13-2005, 10:41 PM
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They are ... with Spambots!
I wish ... for Pie!
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#351
09-13-2005, 11:00 PM
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You get PIE... of LEOLA ROOTS!
I wish I could see Neelix dismembered by the rest of the Voyager Crew.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#352
09-13-2005, 11:15 PM
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He does, but then your favorite character becomes annoying as a replacement.
(The sequal wasn't so bad. Kinda sucky ending though. Still cool. Less numbers.) I wish I could sick Q on Vallium for a little bit, AND TAKE OVER FMC!!!!!! *Psyco Evil Laugh.*
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#353
09-14-2005, 01:11 PM
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You do, unfortunately, though, I bore him to death with the past twenty-thousand years of holiday snaps....
(I don't agree. The end is sucky, but the large amount of cut content makes a nonsense of the plot) I wish McCheese!
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#354
09-14-2005, 10:26 PM
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Error -42: wishes must be complete sentences.
I wish this computer would work perfectly.
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#355
09-14-2005, 10:55 PM
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It does, but never when you are around.
I wish I'd used a Genie's lamp instead of this stupid Monkey's Paw...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#356
09-15-2005, 12:20 AM
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Every wish, corrupts he does! Insane you go! *Yoda like laugh.*
Found do I wish my running mate, annoying it is with such silence.
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#357
09-27-2005, 02:08 PM
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The monkey's paw takes as long to translate your wish as I did, and you have died of old age before it finishes.
I wish it were raining latinum, without the worthless gold casing...
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#358
09-28-2005, 01:40 AM
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Okay, but lots of people get seriously injured, including you, and it's worthless because now everyone has more than they want.
I wish I could run at the speed of light (or less, at my option), without getting hurt in any way.
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#359
09-28-2005, 09:01 AM
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The first time you make it to lightspeed, relative time dilation means that by the time you have finished your 10 minute morning jog, everyone you know has died of old age and *PIE HAS BECOME EXTINCT*!
I wish everyone here thought I was lazy.
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Me, singing: Krieg, huh... wozu ist der gut? Um Europa zu übernehmen! Vote Morphine - the party for Not Crushing Opium! Yoda, to his ice-cream: The sauce is upon you, and soon, sprinkles must fall!
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#360
10-14-2005, 03:44 AM
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We already do. That's why we call you "slothiam" behind your back.
I wish I hadn't stayed away from here for so long, the place sure looks different.
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