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Old 09-24-2005, 12:34 AM
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As IJD just reminded me, we're way overdue for a 5MST update -- and it just so happens we have one handy. Here's "The Apple" (my all-time favourite Trek title) by Kristina Runyeon-Odeberg.
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:34 AM
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McCoy: But they don't grow old.
Spock: Obviously, a chaste life can do wonders to stop aging.
Kirk: Bring me a babe... and a cane.
Guess you have to pick your poison. Kirk's choice didn't surprise me.
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That, my good people, was amusing. Good job.
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Landon: If someone died on the planet, what would they do?
Kirk: Speculate, Lieutenant.
Landon: Well, where would the children of the children of Vaal come from?
Kirk: Spock, explain to the young lady.
Spock: That would be your area of expertise, Jim. I am afraid we have no birds, bees, or storks on Vulcan.
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Nice work there, Kristina.
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