SigKitty Kidnapped 2: The Sequel of DOOM

[Opium]

Seko the Sigkitty had been having a pretty easy life after a run-in with some crazy forumgoers and their creators. But, that was about to change for all of them...

Seko: Hi, TopHatMan, how are you doing today?
TopHatMan: Good. John and I were swimming at the beach. The weather is great!
John: Seko! Hey, how's life?
Seko: Oh, good. I just hope no one kidnaps me again. That would really suck.
TopHatMan: Yes, it would.
John: Yup.
*Suddenly, the lights are turned off, and a scream is heard. Opium, in a cough-syrupy cure-for-the-cough-of-DOOM haze, wanders into the room*
Opium: Huh. Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped. Wonder why, unless..hey, I'm the one who's writing this. What the? Oh, no, not another cough-syrup-induced forumstory...

*meanwhile, forumgoers live their lives normally*

persianmouse: Have you hugged your Snape today?
Hotaru: Saddle up and get your rhythm!
KillerGM: I'm only in Grade 10!.
Fuyu_ginga: Mouse is weird. But in a wonderfully funny way.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Opium: So, anyone read Harry Potter?
Tarn-Vedra: I'm weird like that.
Celeste: I just found an interesting thought!
Arzosah: I just had an interesting thought!
Opium: What are they?
*Before Arzosah has a chance to answer, Tarn-Vedra screams, sets fire to the bridge and runs around in her knickers*
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Katy Jane: It should be interesting to find out what happened to…
Opium: Before anything else happens, I think I had better tell you all: Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped!
*everyone but MaverickZer0 gasp in shock*
MaverickZer0: ...Am I the only one who wasn't shocked?

[KillerGodMan]

..................cool!

*wonders if I'll be important like I was an the last one*

[MaverickZer0]

Hehee.
Oh no, poor Seko! But should we be pitying her, or the people who will have to look for her, or who's already got her?

[danieldoof]

hey this time I want to be in too ..... pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase

[NeoMatrix]

*NeoMatrix comes running in telling everyone that there was another kidnapping*

[KillerGodMan]

^too late :wink:

[Opium]

*Opium, fuyu_ginga, et al, run to tell Zeke about the horrible occurance*
*NeoMatrix comes running in telling everyone that there was another kidnapping*

KillerGM: Too late.
Zeke: I’ll get to it soon.
Opium: But who would DO this horrible thing in my mind?
NeoMatrix: THE BORG! With Captain Kirk!
Persianmouse: RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
KillerGM: What the?
Persianmouse: Ummmmm…
Opium: Okay, everyone, calm down. If we look at this logically, we’ll be able to find them all.
*Alexia comes strolling into the room*
Opium: Did you hear? TopHatMan, John, and Seko have been kidnapped!
Alexia: It worries me.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.

*meanwhile, in an attic somewhere far, far away…*

TopHatMan: Huh. We’ve been kidnapped.
Seko: Yup.
John: So, looks like we’re in an attick
Seko: Yup.
TopHatMan: I wonder who kidnapped us? Those people in the black cloaks…
John: Must have been DeathEaters.
TopHatMan: I don’t think DeathEaters are real.
John: This is Opium’s mind. Anything can be real. Even that we know this Opium’s mind.
Seko: Yup.
*Suddenly, a voice comes over a loudspeaker in the attic*
Voice: We have kidnapped you. You will have food and water provided poison-free, because it really would be wrong of us to hurt you. We just want you out of the public eye. And yes, we realize the irony that by kidnapping you, we have now put you more in the public eye. We were a little drunk when we came up with the idea. That is all.
TopHatMan: *sarcastically* Oh goody.
Seko: I hope it’s good Sigkitty food. The cheap stuff gives me dandruff.

[KillerGodMan]

sweet!

[richardson]

OO! OO!

More kidnapping mayhem! *Hopes he gets to stick someone up at Lightsaber point.*

[Asky]

madness, this is madness

[Ginga]

LMAO.

Guess I gotta pull out the 'ol kidnapped image again...

[Opium]

Part 3

Opium: Where do we find them?
Asky: No asky, no getty
Opium: But I am asking!
Richardson: OO! OO!
Opium: You know where?
Richardson: The Black Isles?
Scooter: Earth, again!
Opium: Well, obviously Earth, but where on Earth?
Persianmouse: East of East St. Louis?
KillerGM: The big chair where the High Priest of the Cult of 5MV-ness sits?
Fuyu_Ginga: A field with bunnies, kitties, flowers, and the occasional bazooka?
Chancellor Valium: Mutter's Spiral Galaxy?
NeoMatrix: Right behind you?
Opium: *checks behind her* Nope.
Tarn-Vedra: Chirpy cluck cluck maple syrup!
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken!
Arzosah: Machine Shop 3?
Zeke: *popping in* Waterloo, Ontario? *popping back out*
Opium: Isn’t that a little too obvious a place?
Celeste: USS Crazy Horse?
Alexia: Antarctica?
Nan: *popping in* The 'Ship-Free Zone? *pops back out*
Opium: No, I’m sure there could be ‘ships nearby, this is my mind after all…oh, where could they be? This is my mind, I should know, and yet…

*meanwhile*

TopHatMan: The crumpets are delicious. Maybe we’re in London, England?
John: I really like this snow cone…maybe we’re in Antartica?
SigKitty: I really like this ‘ship! Maybe we’re in a ‘shipping zone!
John: Wait…that’s a White Spot Pirate Pack! We must be…in BC!
TopHatMan: Well, of course, this is Opium’s mind, after all. That’s a joke that would be in her head. That doesn’t actually indicated anything besides she’s from BC and that’s the culture and food she knows.
John: Huh. I think you’re right.
Voice: *voice comes from speaker* Hello again. Today you shall meet us.
*Three people enter the Attic. All are wearing cloaks that manage to cast a shadow over their faces, due the theatrical lights they have put in the Attic*
TopHatMan: You know, these theatre lights rae really bright and hot…can’t we turn them off?
Voice 1: *who is now a person in a black cloak as I just described* No! The you will see our faces! We can not allow that! The shadows must remain!
Seko: But if you turned off all the lights, we’d be in the dark, and…
Voice 2: Silence! I have a hangover. I agree, but alas, Voice 1 and 3 three think that theatrical staging is more important.
Voice 3: We are getting the attention we want. Soon, we will be able to reveal ourselves to you. But for now, we must up the ante, your searching may be getting close to the trail…so we are moving you all to…a different location! *du du dun*

*Meanwhile*
Katy Jane: land o cheese?
Stripysox: London, England?
MavrickZer0: Marine Harbor?
Michiel: Netherlands?
Opium: So no one has any good suggestions? At all? Come on, we need to find them, and soon!

[KillerGodMan]

I know! They're in the fiveminute.net intelligence agency!

[PointyHairedJedi]

...I think Opium might be slightly crazy. I might be slightly crazy too, but that's niether here nor there. Especially not there.

[NAHTMMM]

Whee!


And hooray for random cameos! :mrgreen:

[MaverickZer0]

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM

Whee!


And hooray for random cameos! :mrgreen:

Seconded!

[Opium]

Part 4
*The valiant group of forumgoers is still attempting to come up with where the Forum Creations could be in, when NAHTMMM and PointyHairedJedi walk in*
NAHTMMM: St Louis, MO, USA, NA, Sol III, Sector 001, UFP, Alpha Quad, Milky Way, Local Group, Universe 00-000?
Opium: I think that general area has already been discussed…
*danieldoof walks in, carrying a map*
danieldoof: EU/Germany/Berlin?
PHJ: The wrong side of the England-Scotland border?
Opium: Um…huh? Look, we’re never going to find them shouting out random places…maybe we should do something constructive? A walk? Some food? Something to get our minds going?
PJH: Everyone likes pie!
NeoMatrix: Pie!
PHJ: I don't think I've ever had one of those before.
persianmouse: Mmm, pie…
Xeroc: Pie! Truer words were never spoken! Pie!
*mudshark enters with a freshly-made pie*
mudshark: There is one here. Heh heh heh.
*mudshark leaves, giving the pie to a bewildered Fuyu_Ginga*
Everyone: ?
Opium: I wonder if we can trust this pie…mudshark did say “heh heh heh”, which is what often villains say, unless he’s just a red herring pretending to be a villain, which of course I could do, but would I actually do it? I mean…
MaverickZer0: *in an aside to the audience* Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm morbid. Maybe I'm thinking too much. But I doubt everything will somehow fall into a nice, neat package. I think she's too good a writer for that.
Opium: Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I’m not so sure I wouldn’t make it fall into a nice, neat package simply to make it end in a…well, neat package. Or would I?
*Nan pops in*
Nan: I can't picture mudshark as lawful good. Well, I can, but only for a minute, and then I start giggling. Heeheeheeheehee...
*Nan pops out*

*meanwhile*

TopHatMan: *is sleeping*
John: *is snoring*
SigKitty: *is purring*
Voice 1: *is hogging the blanket*
Voice 2: *is dreaming of swimming with pirates in the Caribbean*
Voice 3: *is talking in sleep*: No! No more square dances! How about some tap?

[KillerGodMan]

NOOOO! Not the square dancing! *runs around in circles screaming random things*

[KillerGodMan]

Also, I made an image for John, and I'm going to use it! :lol: :wink: :twisted:

[Hotaru]

I seem to have dissapeared. Eh.

I want to find out who those voices are! Who could they be!?