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Old 07-14-2005, 02:39 AM
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Welcome to Day 28. First, we have a slight change of plans: the event for the 15th is being pushed back a bit. As a result, I'm giving Cliffhanger Week another day to bring us to an even 30. Second, here's today's update:
    [*]Five-Minute "Chrysalis," Part 1, from Babylon 5, by me. What's that you say? "Chrysalis" wasn't a two-parter? It is now! There happens to be a nice convenient cliffhangery break-point in the middle. (Of course, the episode as a whole is also a cliffhanger, but I wanted to pull this fiver-splitting thing at some point, so "Chrysalis" is elected.)[/list]

    Be here tomorrow for Day 29, even though this year isn't a multiple of 4!
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Old 07-14-2005, 12:18 PM
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G'Kar: Nonsense! Those three women were merely my, er, accountants. You didn't interruptus at all.
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Great stuff, Zeke, can't wait for the second part.
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Old 07-14-2005, 12:33 PM
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Sinclair: Friend of yours, Cathy?
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:52 AM
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Delenn: Well? What did Kosh say?
Londo: Just one word --
Delenn: Aha! I knew even he could handle a simple yes-or-no question.
Londo: The word was "ululatory."
Delenn: Oh. Well, that's closer to "yes" alphabetically.
And a good word it is.
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Morden: Not really. I hear the DJ at one of the parties is always doing that jerk-the-record-around thing.
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Delenn: Ambassador, I'm terribly worried about what I'm about to undertake. Can you give me a sign?
Kosh: (hands over a "No Pets Allowed" sign)
Delenn: I meant something like opening your encounter suit.
Kosh: (hands over an "Indecent Exposure Will Be Prosecuted" sign)
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Londo: Vir! Call the homeworld and tell them I will handle the Quadrant 37 problem.
Vir: Sure. (types)
Londo: "To Centauri Prime... Londo... has gone completely..." -- HEY!
Vir: It's rude to read over someone's shoulder.

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Sinclair: Right. I just wanted to talk to you about these constant incursions on Centauri territory. Don't you think it's time to give them some space -- to ease the tension a bit?
G'Kar: Yes, that was what I thought, and then you showed up.
Heh.

"Interruptus" --- heheheh


And other things.
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Petrov: They're... they're gonna kill...
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Petrov: I can't get the name out before I die, it's just not done.
So true!

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Delenn: Well? What did Kosh say?
Londo: Just one word --
Delenn: Aha! I knew even he could handle a simple yes-or-no question.
Londo: The word was "ululatory."
Delenn: Oh. Well, that's closer to "yes" alphabetically.
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Deveraux: Whaaaat? Is there some law against playing poker with a couple of friends?
Garibaldi: After that time-loop incident, we're not taking any chances.
As in the TNG episode? Heheh.
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