June 26

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Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi

A sock puppet would work too.

I saw that episode of Coupling!



Or maybe you weren't thinking of that...

(slinks away)

[PointyHairedJedi]

Actually, I was thinking of Red Dwarf. Mr Flibble, and all that...

[NAHTMMM]

Garak: Oh no! We're surrounded by Jem'Hadar soldiers!
Nog: Unless they have food and water, I'm really not interested.


Limara'Son: I could not help myself! My instinctive reaction to any situation is to polarize my invisibility cloak and to fire my phase pistol!
Remata'Klan: Your lack of self-control is a disgrace! I hereby reduce you to the rank of second-rate tactical officer!
Limara'Son: I humbly accept my punishment, sir. Now may I please resume shooting?


Bashir: You may regret your morbid curiosity. Chances are that you'll find the sight of his viscera quite repulsive.
Remata'Klan: If you are saying that we will hate his guts, this is hardly news to us.

Keevan: The Jem'Hadar will go insane. First they'll kill all of us, then they'll kill each other, and finally the last survivor will kill himself.
Bashir: Believe him, sir. I've seen that kind of violent reaction before.
Sisko: The time you and O'Brien crash-landed in the Bopak system?
Bashir: Yes, and also the day when DS9's replicators broke down and you didn't get your morning cup of raktajino until half-past noon.

Bwahahaha! :lol:

Executor: I was just following orders.
Aldaris: That's what the nazis said! And the writers of Andromeda!

:mrgreen:

Great set of fivers there, IJD.

well, at least I was able to mention it here in the commentary.

Always nice when you're able to get a joke out there without damaging the artistic integrity of your work.

Ugh. I think I would rewrite this scene if I could.

It's frustrating how some of the simplest, most blatant nonsense requires a disturbing amount of explanation.

Nice pacing throughout, Derek. I enjoyed the read and insight into what went into that fiver.