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03-18-2005, 07:38 PM
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How many times must I remind you that your dog's name is Bob and your goldfish's name is Pete? :roll: :P
50 is greater than 10.
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03-19-2005, 01:31 AM
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Not if you're in debt!
The Prophets said so.
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03-19-2005, 05:01 AM
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Some prophets may have been mute, so they had to write it instead
1 does not equal 2
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03-19-2005, 05:34 AM
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Unless you multiply both by 0
Tip: Styles can be applied quickly to selected text. (If you don't know where that's from, look up  )
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#5
03-19-2005, 07:30 AM
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Tips include money
The penny is the lowest US currency
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03-19-2005, 10:55 PM
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Not if you count stamps as legal tender........
I may or may not exist..........
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03-20-2005, 05:47 AM
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I exist. I perceive this BBS, therefore it exists. You have submitted the above post to this BBS and I have perceived it, therefore you must exist.
All bees are yellow and black.
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03-20-2005, 06:33 AM
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Execpt Spelling Bees.
You can always safely remove hardware.
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03-20-2005, 01:17 PM
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Unless there is electricity flowing through it.
I can be irritatingly smug.
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#10
03-27-2005, 10:17 AM
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not if you're talking to me, i don't get irritated by anyone but my mum.
no word in the english language rhymes with purple.
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03-27-2005, 05:25 PM
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Turtle does.
 is to  as :cry: is to 
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03-27-2005, 11:06 PM
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Unless
is to :twisted: and is to :evil:The normal female body is different from normal male body
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#13
03-28-2005, 03:22 AM
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Not if they're both normal
Time is relative
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03-28-2005, 02:27 PM
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Not if you're moving in time, in which case space is relative.
If you are travelling in both space and time, the third variable is called into effect - when you last had lunch with Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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03-28-2005, 07:54 PM
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But what if lunch was with Ford?
I am in Cedarville
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#16
03-29-2005, 02:03 AM
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But you're flag is from Haiti!
This is the default font colour.
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#17
03-29-2005, 04:13 AM
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Many artists would tell you that white is not strictly a colour.
Flamingos are birds.
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03-29-2005, 10:37 AM
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unless they're the plastic kind that sit on your front lawn.
chickenpox is contagious to those who have never had it before
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03-29-2005, 11:31 AM
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but people can get it twice
I'm in Cedarville, Haiti
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03-29-2005, 03:32 PM
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Actually, since I'm not looking at you right now, you're a quantum waveform spread across the world that may or may not be centered in Cedarville, Haiti.
"&" always means "and".
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