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02-26-2004, 06:21 PM
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03-17-2004, 06:24 PM
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[b ost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] Ha! Found you.[b ost_uid0]Morpheus:[/bost_uid0] Uh, good job. Now it's your turn to hide and we'll try to find you.[b ost_uid0]Smith:[/bost_uid0] It doesn't work like that.
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09-10-2004, 04:54 AM
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Cypher: Great job pulling me back, Tank. Allow me to say "thank you." Tank: Can you say it without the gun? Dozer: GAK! Tank: Pseudo-GAK! Switch: GAK! Apoc: GAK! Cypher: Hm, something's wrong here, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Cypher: (over the phone) Trin, how can you prefer that airhead over a hot backstabbing serial killer like me? Neo: (sigh) I get that one a lot, too. Cypher: Y'see, Neo can't be the One unless I'm about to be killed by a convenient plot contri--GAK! Tank: (over the gun) Fake GAK. Gets 'em every time. Neo: Maybe I should try that sometime. |
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02-23-2005, 11:09 AM
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Agent Smith: Give me the codes to Zion. Morpheus: These aren't the codes you are looking for. Agent Smith: These aren't the codes... HEY! Morpheus: HA! Morpheus 1, Agent Smith 0. Tank: We've no choice. We've got to pull the plug before the Agents break him. Neo: But we can rescue him! For you see, I have a cunning plan... Trinity: Does this plan by any chance involve walking in the front door all guns blazing? Neo: Um, maybe? |
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02-23-2005, 11:09 AM
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Neo: I'd like a Morpheus To Go, please. Guard: Sorry, we're out of bagels. Neo: But your ad campaign... Guard: False advertising. Whatcha gonna do, kill us all? Smith: Look, would you two just leave us alone so I can rant at Morpheus about how much I hate this place? Brown and Jones: Eh? Smith: Er, I mean, go fetch the Comfy Chair. Brown: GASP! Use the Comfy Chair before using the Cushions? We've never done it that way before! Smith: Good idea. Fetch both. That ought to give me enough time. |
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02-23-2005, 11:10 AM
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(I reversed the order of this block to avoid having two Smith scenes in a row.) Neo: Have you heard of the poem "The German Guns", Agent Jones? It goes "Boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom..." Jones: As it happens, I have, Mr. Anderson. "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM BOOM; BOOM, BOOM--" Trinity: "--Boom". Smith: I'll give you a red M&M for the codes... Morpheus: Oh, fine then. Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Right, Select. Smith: That leads to Zion? Morpheus: No, it multiplies your attacking force by 1,000,000 for the entire battle. Smith: Hmmmm, that might come in handy someday. |
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