December 22

[Zeke]

On Day 4 of Voyager Week, we have the following new content for you....[*]Derek leads off the update with a classic Neelix episode, Five-Minute "Fair Trade."[*]Kira continues the run of Season 3 fivers with Five-Minute "Favorite Son," one of VOY's greatest clunkers. (You'll notice we're going in chronological order here. This will continue until Day 7, where the sequence will be broken for seasonal reasonals. Er, reasons.)[*]Derek brings us today's Top 10 list: The Top 10 Things the Voyager Crew Did on Deep Space Nine Before Leaving.[*]Finally, Marc ends today's content with his part of the panel discussion, Voyagers, Part 4: "A Hell of a Year."[/list]

[Ginga]

*raises fist in the air* First comment!

And I loved it so much. XD Gambling Krenim... Hehehe...

[Xeroc]

Again, Incredibly awesome stuff.

I bet the next part of voyagers will be even better!
Updates are always a safe gamble!
Slots of fun, is all I have to say!
When Kira was on the Casino, it seemed they really had to poke her a lot to get her to work for them!
These fivers sure will be in my brower's cache for a while!
I guess we won't have to die from a lack of updates now!

Okay, enough for now.

[Wade, The Sane Commodore]

...He nails the coin to the bulkhead next to the turbolift...

I could so see Picard doing that, it's not even funny.

[MaverickZer0]

*resists until-now unspoken urge to mention Rockman.exe 4.5*

It's too much! There was a Mega Man line!

*pause*

"Time to cash in the chips" actually did make a lot of sense, surprisingly.

[evay]

Wix: If ever a Wix there was.

:lol: Five points for the Wizard of Oz joke, because Baum is still cool over 100 years later.

Paris: Yes! Jedi mind tricks really do work on the weak-minded! Hey, Chakotay, where are you going?
Chakotay: I'm going home to rethink my life.

I love it! 8)

[Wowbagger]

Whoa. I stop coming online for four days, and...

Zeke, I must say I'm impressed. As I am with all you staffers. And assorted guesters.

Now, however, to the real business at hand: Chakotay jokes!

[Wowbagger]

And that was the funniest Top 10 list I've ever read. The first one of the week, that is.

[NAHTMMM]

Paris: Yes! Jedi mind tricks really do work on the weak-minded! Hey, Chakotay, where are you going?
Chakotay: I'm going home to rethink my life.

Hahaha :mrgreen:

Neelix: Yes, I'd like to buy three pairs of long underwear, a map of the Nekrit expanse, and some usefulness to the crew of Voyager.
Vendor: All I've got is this pack of starving, crazed weasels.

:lol:

Wix: You mean the one that occurred at 0400 hours in corridor C by a left-handed Han-Solo wannabe using a Federation phaser? Nope, nothing. Sorry.
Tuvok: Well, it was worth a shot.

Heheheh.

Lyris: (on viewscreen) Harry! At last! Welcome home!
Janeway: See, Tuvok? Mystery solved.
Tuvok: You have no clue what's going on, do you?
Janeway: Not in the slightest.

...
Janeway: Because I'm not sure staying in orbit of a planet full of women is --
Paris: Captain, I think I'm also developing a case of Taresianitis. It must be infectious.
Janeway: -- a very good idea.
Paris: See? I've got spots just like Harry.
Janeway: Nice try, Mr. Paris. Set a course for the Nasari vessel.
Paris: Aye, captain.
Janeway: And wipe that magic marker off your face.

Great stuff!



I really like #'s 3 and 1 on today's list

Annorax: We missed one. Start over, Obrist.
Obrist: Again? Sir, this is the biggest jackpot we've ever won. Can't we quit while we're ahead for a change?
Annorax: I will not be satisfied until I have cleaned out this machine, is that understood?

Heheh.

A transporter effect shimmers in the room and several Krenim soldiers appear, carrying oversized pistols with slot-shaped muzzles. As the Five-Minute Voyager officers run for cover behind the console, the soldiers start to fire their weapons, which spit out salvoes of high-velocity poker chips.

...
Zeke's Voice: Nooooo! My lucky loonie! It's GONE!

...
Zeke: I shall give this coin, and a hundred more like it, to the first man who spots the Great White Krenim Spaceship and sings out, "Thaaar she blows!"

Following the enemy vessel's cowardly retreat, we are now patching up the ship prior to continuing the pursuit.

Heheheheh.

Another great installment!

[PointyHairedJedi]

You know, Harry never struck me as the kinky sort before.

And now I have all sorts of images in my head that I really wish would go away.

Anyway, great stuff all round!

[mudshark]

Originally Posted by NAHTMMM

I really like #'s 3 and 1 on today's list

Likewise.

Great stuff from all again, especially Marc's Voyagers, Part 4 (beautiful job, Marc, from beginning to end. )