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07-05-2004, 02:29 AM
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 ost_uid0]That`s gotta hurt What do you think is next? Trill spots? Seven of Nine ocular implant? KLINGON BUMPY FOREHEAD? If I were completely crazy (before some people say something, note the "completely"), I`d go for Cardassian ridges myself, [/colorost_uid0]
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07-05-2004, 10:04 AM
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ost_uid0]But you [iost_uid0]are[/iost_uid0] completely crazy! :eyeroll: In other news, that probably didn't hurt. Well, not much anyway. Modern technology is mostly painless, you know. Well, unless you do crazy things with it, like running someone over with a car, or something like that.  Hm, what about Ferengi ears? [/colorost_uid0]
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07-05-2004, 10:21 AM
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ost_uid0]I think Trill spots would be pretty cool, actually.Gatac[/color ost_uid0]
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07-05-2004, 11:57 AM
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ost_uid0]I think it [iost_uid0]will[/iost_uid0] hurt when people start twisting his ear every place he goes. [/colorost_uid0]
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07-05-2004, 02:09 PM
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ost_uid0]He's from China? Could have saved himself some time and expense and just stuck his head in a mechanical rice picker.This moment of racism brought to you by City On The Edge Of Forever (subtitle: Don't yell at me! Star Trek did it first!)[/color ost_uid0]
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07-05-2004, 03:25 PM
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ost_uid0]Hey now, if I wasn't in a medical field where I have to look professional and people wouldn't look at me funny walking down the street.. I'd get Trill Spots.Oh yeah and I can't deal with the whole "it hurts" thing.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-07-2004, 09:28 PM
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ost_uid0]I dunno - what would go best with the pointy hair?Oh yes, and people are silly. Especially rich ones.[/color ost_uid0]
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07-10-2004, 11:36 PM
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[quote
ost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000ost_uid0]I dunno - what would go best with the pointy hair?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0][color=#000000 ost_uid0]Male pattern baldness? [/colorost_uid0]
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07-11-2004, 01:20 PM
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ost_uid0]I bow to your presumably vast experience, mudshark. [/colorost_uid0]
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07-11-2004, 07:24 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]I bow to your presumably vast experience, mudshark. [/quoteost_uid0]:lol: Oooh, that's mean! Personally, I like bald men The look isn't so hot on women though Oh, and for anyone wondering why I am still here and not on holiday there is a reason :angry: I couldn't fly out :bawl: But, I'm not THAT bothered :bawl: :bawl: It's fine... [/colorost_uid0]
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07-11-2004, 08:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Well, I'm working on growing a TOS Klingon-style beard.Atleast, that's what I tell people who ask what the wisps of hair in my face are supposed to be. It usually gives me enough time to get away before they can remember or check. Still want those Trill spots, though. Gatac[/color ost_uid0]
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08-04-2004, 01:05 AM
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Nan's right! You'd be wearing a miniature diffraction grating on your face! :shock:
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