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Old 11-18-2003, 04:31 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Content! No fooling! Derek Dean comes to the rescue of both our long fiverless string and the neglected Season 3 of DS9 to bring us "Prophet Motive." You are just not going to believe the puns Derek gets up to in this one....


While I'm here, a very happy second anniversary to Gluemeat, one of the most consistently funny webcomics around.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-18-2003, 06:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Anyone else think that fiver was about Zeke?

Argh! The puns! The puns! It hurts us, yesss precioussss.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-18-2003, 08:45 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Over on this side, I'm groaning... Very, very punny fiver. [/colorost_uid0]
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Old 11-18-2003, 12:48 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]"A pun is its own reword." [/quoteost_uid0]Indeed. [/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]I liked the running gag about the doctor contest too.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Very funny stuff. Seriously though, it just wouldn't be a DD fiver without the horribly bad puns, would it now?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Quark: Wait, I've got it! He's going to release this and then a year later rerelease The Rules of Acquisition Classic and make a killing!
Rom: I don't think even the Nagus could be that sneaky.[/quoteost_uid0]
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Prophets: He was underweight, we had to throw him back. Now we're going to freak you out by taking the forms of various DS9 characters.
Quark: I bet Sisko never had to deal with this.[/quoteost_uid0]


[quoteost_uid0]Award Person: And the winner for Best Star Trek Doctor goes to... Dr. Pulaski!
Bashir: Pulaski beat out me? I'm so mad I could crush her!
Dax: What the phlox is wrong with you, Julian? Obviously she's the real McCoy.
Bashir: I have one word for you: emh -- I mean, meh.[/quoteost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Award Person: And the winner for Best Star Trek Doctor goes to... Dr. Pulaski!
Bashir: Pulaski beat out me? I'm so mad I could crush her!
Dax: What the phlox is wrong with you, Julian? Obviously she's the real McCoy.
Bashir: I have one word for you: emh -- I mean, meh.[/quoteost_uid0]

This is hilarious,

Oh, and the "I might if I knew what portent meant" line...

A very funny fiver from start to finish, [/colorost_uid0]
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[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000ost_uid0]Anyone else think that fiver was about Zeke?[/colorost_uid0][/quoteost_uid0]
[color=#000000ost_uid0]About me? How?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]About me? How?[/quoteost_uid0]

Zek ~ Zeke[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Zek ~ Zeke[/quoteost_uid0]

Somebody's quota of puns is filling up fast. [/colorost_uid0]
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