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[color=#000000ost_uid0]And here's the promised new content: DS9's "Civil Defense," a guest fiver by newcomer YXC.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Funny stuff. And a running joke! It's been donkies sine I've read one 'o them.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Nice debut, YXC! And yes, it's been a little while since there was a running joke around. Thoroughly enjoyable fiver![/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Transporter:
[/quoteost_uid0] My favorite line Good stuff, YXC![/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Congrats on having your first fiver published, YXC. May you have many more.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]O'Brien: That not a tool. It's just a piece of metal.
Sisko: They look the same to me. O'Brien: I stand by my previous statement.[/quoteost_uid0] Good fiver, YXC.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]YXC, this is one hilarious fiver! Â Â
My favourite scenes: [quoteost_uid0]Computer: Filthy Bajorans are all over the station and like I said, surrender or die. Kira: Yeah, like anyone here would surrender. Bashir: You never know, Major.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Quark: I'm bored and I want out. Odo: That makes three of us. Quark: Three? Odo: Yeah, you, me and the viewers. Now I think I'll use this time for flattery. Quark: Now I really need to get out of here.[/quoteost_uid0] [quoteost_uid0]Garak: Well I can't do anything. The only person who can help is Gul Dukat. Dax: The computer's a little slow. Maybe we can make it think you're Dukat. Computer: Slow, eh? All right, you die now! Say hello to my little friend. Little Friend: Zap! Zap! Zap! Hapless Redshirt: Gak! Bashir: I'll destroy it with that phaser over there. Little Friend: Zap! Zap! Zap! Bashir: Mommy! [/quoteost_uid0] Very, very funny! [/colorost_uid0]
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