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09-29-2003, 07:30 PM
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 ost_uid0]Today we have 5MV's second [iost_uid0]Angel[/iost_uid0] parody: Five-Minute "Lonely Hearts," by Jade. Â This is not the last you'll see of either Sci-Fivers or Jade in the near future.[/colorost_uid0]
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction 
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09-29-2003, 08:05 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Kate: Hi! I'm Kate. I have "cannon fodder" and/or "evil" written all over me! Really! Also, I have trust issues.Angel: Oh please. Like "trust issues" doesn't have "recurring character" written all over it. I can hear the writers going "Ooh, tension! We need us some of that![/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Kevin: Ick. I'm all dead.[/quoteost_uid0] [quote ost_uid0]Kate: Um, er, no! But hey, look what this bar is called. "D'oblique", as in oblique, meaning misleading or dishonest.Angel: Huh. Do something suspicious that I won't notice. Kate: I think I just did, nitwit.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Funny stuff right there. [quote ost_uid0]Kate: Look how cool I am, I can shoot the lock and let us out!Angel: Then why didn't you do it five minutes ago? Kate: I wasn't cool enough yet. Demon as Bartender: You! Be demon fodder! I'm looking too much like a zombie to ask nicely anymore.[/quote ost_uid0]That was so funny... :lol: A very funny fiver indeed.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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09-29-2003, 08:09 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Cordelia: Hi, People In Bar! We haven't found out what the plot for this episode is yet, could you help us out?Doyle: Cordy! You need to be more subtle when asking these things. Angel: No biggie, as long as she's the only thing that's not subtle. So, you think this episode has, like, a metaphor or something?[/quote ost_uid0]Great fiver. It was something I could follow even though I haven't seen this episode (or much of Angel at all). Actually, I hear that TNT is going to start showing Angel at 5pm weekdays starting today, so maybe, just maybe, I'll start watching it.[/color ost_uid0]
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"Please, Aslan," said Lucy, "what do you call soon?" "I call all times soon," said Aslan; and instantly he vanished away and Lucy was alone with the Magician.
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09-29-2003, 09:02 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Angel: Well, I'm gonna go to the bar and try to find myself a killer. I miss hanging out with evil chicks like Darla.Doyle: Da-Who? Cordelia: Oh, don't worry about Darla. She's dead. Not coming back. Nope, not ever. Really! Kate: Heard you were looking for a killer? Angel: Yeah. Are you one? Kate: Um, er, no! But hey, look what this bar is called. "D'oblique", as in oblique, meaning misleading or dishonest. Angel: Huh. Do something suspicious that I won't notice. Kate: I think I just did, nitwit.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Great fiver![/color ost_uid0]
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