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09-27-2003, 07:53 PM
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 ost_uid0]Here's a new fiver: Star Trek: Armada, by newcomer Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged).[/colorost_uid0]
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09-27-2003, 08:09 PM
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ost_uid0]Well, this may be your first fiver, but it's obvious you've been around here before, Wowbagger. Great fiver. Nice references to recurring jokes.[/colorost_uid0]
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09-27-2003, 08:25 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Captain's Log: Oops, it seems I was wrong (heh heh heh). Let's build a base here before we save the Premonition, whose name is certainly not foreshadowing.Player: And we shall spend an hour working on that base while the Premonition gets pummelled. Picard: The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time travel is impossible. Denning: I can prove it to you. History records that you like Shakespeare. Picard: Weeeird. Okay, I believe you now. Player: Why do I have to reinvent all of my cool technology in every mission? Game: Uhhh... Player: Wouldn't it be great if all this cool stuff were actually on the show? Game: Well... Player: Wouldn't it be nice if a Sovereign-class were actually an even match for a Borg Cube? Game: Err... Player: Wouldn't it be nice if Corbomite weren't just a substance made up by Kirk? Game: Aww, just shaddup! Spock: GAK! Spock: GAK! Spock: GAK! Player: Wow, hard mission. Thank goodness for saved games.[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: Great fiver, Wowbagger.  [/colorost_uid0]
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09-27-2003, 08:52 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0] Picard: If you wanted a shuttle, why didn't you visit Voyager? They seem to have another every time Chakotay crashes. And how would a shuttle help in an apocalyptic battle against the Borg? Denning: It wouldn't. I just put that in so you could make a crack at Robert Beltran. Anyway, we're from the future.[/quote ost_uid0]Heh heh heh.[quote ost_uid0]Picard: ...So, put simply, you have to go into the future to preserve the timeline.Picard: Wha? Picard: Let's put it this way: did you ever read Paneldemonium, Part 6? Picard: No. Picard: In that case, don't. Avoid at all costs. I'll try to show you on a tricorder. Worf: I've got a tricorder! Picard: Mister Worf, why are you holding a spoon? [/quote ost_uid0]Nice! Main page looking sharp, btw, Zeke.  [/colorost_uid0]
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09-27-2003, 10:52 PM
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ost_uid0][quoteost_uid0]Captain's Log: Oops, it seems I was wrong (heh heh heh). Let's build a base here before we save the Premonition, whose name is certainly not foreshadowing.Player: And we shall spend an hour working on that base while the Premonition gets pummelled.[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Denning: I can prove it to you. History records that you like Shakespeare.Picard: Weeeird. Okay, I believe you now.[/quote ost_uid0][quote ost_uid0]Federation: Aaaa! The Borg! Ow, ow, ow! Klingons: Let's randomly start a war just when the Federation needs us most! Romulans: Okay, cool! Sela: Sweet! We found the Omega Particle! Neener, neener! Borg: Give us Particle 010 and we'll help you out a whole bunch. Sela: Really? No crosses count? Borg: Uhhh... well... Sela: Just kidding, guys! Borg: (Phew! )[/quote ost_uid0]:lol: :lol: [quote ost_uid0]Player: Why do I have to reinvent all of my cool technology in every mission?Game: Uhhh... Player: Wouldn't it be great if all this cool stuff were actually on the show? Game: Well... Player: Wouldn't it be nice if a Sovereign-class were actually an even match for a Borg Cube? Game: Err... Player: Wouldn't it be nice if Corbomite weren't just a substance made up by Kirk? Game: Aww, just shaddup![/quote ost_uid0]I agree with the Player here. :lol: :lol: That and this bit were my favorite parts: [quote ost_uid0]Picard: Let's put it this way: did you ever read Paneldemonium, Part 6?Picard: No. Picard: In that case, don't. Avoid at all costs. I'll try to show you on a tricorder. Worf: I've got a tricorder! Picard: Mister Worf, why are you holding a spoon?[/quote ost_uid0][/colorost_uid0]
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09-28-2003, 03:22 PM
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ost_uid0]:lol: Hilarious debut, wowbagger! Hope to see more from you - well, that goes for the rest of the writers, too, guest or regular staff. Â [/colorost_uid0]
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