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09-13-2003, 08:08 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Yay! It's my 600 post. How did I get so much free time?A: Because George Lucas and Boy George are brothers.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#1282
09-13-2003, 08:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is Threepio dressed as a woman?A: Black silk sheets.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1283
09-13-2003, 08:32 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You have a home, a nice family and a cute dog. What else do you want?A: It wasn't all that fun, I tell you. (No genitive cases, Sa'ar, just to prove you wrong. )[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1284
09-13-2003, 12:38 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, how did you enjoy those four hours naked in the tub with your Minbari harem?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You know, on second thoughts, I don't even want to think about that.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1285
09-13-2003, 01:36 PM
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1286
09-13-2003, 03:11 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think we will get to see the president when we go to the White House for a tour?A: White House? I thought you said the Light House.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1287
09-13-2003, 05:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do you take your shades with you to the White House? It's the middle of the winter!A: *Shrugs*[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1288
09-14-2003, 01:20 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, American Public! What say I drop a couple of nukes riiiiiight over here in the Middle East?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Be careful, you don't want to be starting a riot here...[/colorost_uid0]
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#1289
09-14-2003, 04:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think it is a good idea to let John Sheridan go?A: What do you mean you dont want to turn Tom Paris back to his normal self? As you Captain, I order you to turn that lizard back into Tom.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1290
09-14-2003, 06:59 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] But I don't want to turn this lizard back into Tom! It looks just perfect for dinner![b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You've never heard of it? It's a chocolate bar![/colorost_uid0]
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#1291
09-14-2003, 11:06 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's this bar from Hansel and Gretel you were talking about? Do they have beer?A: Paris, Berlin, Rome... Take your pick.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1292
09-14-2003, 07:12 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Which city shall we cast on the atomic pyre?A: He coulda been gay.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1293
09-14-2003, 10:00 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So a bald, extreme-right politician was shot after a radio-interview in Cambodja? This got 'copy-cat' written all over it. I mean, what more could he have in common with Pim Fortuyn?A: I didn't say he wasn't[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1294
09-14-2003, 11:16 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: [bost_uid0]OW![/bost_uid0] [whiny][iost_uid0]CAAA-AAAT[/iost_uid0], you should've [iost_uid0]said[/iost_uid0] Zeke was sneaking up behind me with his Hammer of Crushing! I thought I was safe![/whiny]A: DIE EVIL FLEMOID![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#1296
09-15-2003, 05:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I would ask a question, but my mouth is frozen and might fall off if I do speak. Mind if I use ESP?A: Don't ever grow into tight situations. You might not be able to get out.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1298
09-15-2003, 05:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: <*Sa'ar appears in a flourish of SFX*>A: LIfe is a carnival, believe it or not.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1300
09-15-2003, 08:51 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why are you taking a shower now? I thought we had an agreement to boycot showers until water would be free?A: It's like, when you want to transport a finger of an ultimatily evil god, but you need someone who is chaotic evil to do it, because everything else that touches it disintegrates spontaniously. And if someone chaotic evil does hold it, he becomes incredibly powerful. Now [i ost_uid0]there[/iost_uid0] you have a dilemma.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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