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![]() ![]() Picard: Who issued that order? Data: Ambassador Krajensky.[/quote ![]() Yay! DS9 reference! Great fiver, Marc. I even learned a new word for today: Opprobrious. [quote ![]() ![]() The mental image I have for this is great. Great fivers, both.[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() La Forge: Sounds like a case of collective amnesia.[/quote ![]() [quote ![]() MacDuff: It says "planet." Picard: Yes, but why are there eraser marks under that word? MacDuff: Uh -- maybe the report was recently updated. Picard: (squinting at paper) It looks to me like it originally read "cream puff." MacDuff: You're imagining things.[/quote ![]() :lol: That was a good one! [quote ![]() MacDuff: Apparently not. He said it reminded him too much of a graduate student thesis he read five years ago.[/quote ![]() OK, I caught that reference too. [quote ![]() Worf: Relax. I disarmed the deathtraps weeks ago, and we all miss Ensign Westing, but it's time to move on.[/quote ![]() ![]() [quote ![]() ![]() Heheheh. A traditional affectionate greeting on Qo'noS? ![]() Both good fivers.[/color ![]()
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![]() Yes indeed! >> Picard: Gowron, I simply cannot choose sides in a Klingon civil war, no matter how cool my first officer thinks it would be. Gowron: Look into my eyes and say that. Picard: All right, but -- whoa. Creepy. Still no, though. Worf: Captain, we must do something to help Gowron! Picard: We could provide him with contact lenses. Worf: That's it, I quit. Riker: Woohoo! My own role in the civil war! Thank you SO much, sir! Picard: Put me down! << LOL! >> Guinan: Well, I think there were no children on the ship and no Betazoid counsellor. Picard: Good Lord, how horrible! << There's something strangely familiar about this paragraph -- though perhaps I'm thinking of a different universe.... ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() Sela: Shut up. Let's just blast one of the ships secretly and make our own hole. Romulan: But there's one right there. Sela: You're so fired.[/quote ![]() Why do I picture Sela stuffing that guy into a torpedo tube? [quote ![]() The mental image I have for this is great. [/quote ![]() For some reason I can imagine Nan writing it.[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() Data: Made in the traditional manner? Troi: Absolutely. Worf: Who are all you people? Ro: Beats me. I can't even recall who I am. Picard: Neither can I. Remembrance is futile. La Forge: Sounds like a case of collective amnesia. Worf: Silence, underling, or I will demote you to five-pip status! Ro: Mind if I slip into something more comfortable...like your bed? Riker: That depends. Are you the jealous type? Ro: That depends. Did you just come from Counselor Troi's quarters? Riker: Well, uh.... (SLAP!) Worf: The enemy ships are closing! Kurn: It's okay, I have a plan. We go in towards that sun... and when they follow us, we hit them with it! Worf: What? How? Kurn: I dunno, gravity or something. I'll leave the technical stuff to you. Picard: Three down. Just 1008 more and I'll have the place to myself. Worf: You shot him in the back! Gowron: That'll teach him to question my honour.[/quote ![]() :lol: [quote ![]() ![]() So I'm not the only one then?[/color ![]()
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![]() ![]() Picard: Yes, on one condition. Worf: Name it. Picard: Go to your quarters. Disarm the explosives on the door. Empty the vats of liquid nitrogen. Dismantle the flaming bat'telh wheel. Release the Klingon alligators into the wild. And for God's sake, turn the country music down.[/quote ![]() *rolls on the ground, laughing* Ah, good times. [quote ![]() ![]() A Romulan with a decent level of competency. ![]() [quote ![]() ![]() I was wondering if anyone else would. Bravo, Marc. The obscurity is DELIGHTFUL. ![]() Heh heh heh, student thesis. Heh heh heh.[/color ![]() |
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FiveMinute.net: because stuff is long and life is short [03:17] FiveMinZeke: Galactica clearly needs the advanced technology of scissors, which get around the whole "yanking on your follicles" problem. [03:17] IJD: cylons can hack any blades working in conjunction |
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