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Old 03-11-2004, 08:37 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]For you, you. As in me. Myself. I.


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Old 03-11-2004, 12:31 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Puns.

Tits or buns?

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Old 03-11-2004, 03:19 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]tits

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Old 03-12-2004, 12:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]*as a girl, I refuse to respond to this. See, we need both. We like to wear both. So there*



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Old 03-12-2004, 02:35 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Boxer, as in the horse in [iost_uid0]Animal Farm[/iost_uid0].

Peanut butter or Nutella?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-12-2004, 08:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]NUTELLA!



Alpha or Omega?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:44 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]The Omega particle is way cooler than Alphan Jem'Hadar.

Borg or species 8472?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-12-2004, 12:54 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Borg

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]La Forge

Him with the visor or without the visor[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 03-12-2004, 01:13 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]With the visor.

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Seven.

42 or 47?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]47


Jadzia or Ezri?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0](Whoa, déjà vu) That. Some say I should be happy with what I have. I am, I just want the other thing as well.

John Sheridan of Top Hat Man?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Malls (I've never been to an outlet mall! I'm not the USA!)

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]'Z' as in "Zed' not "Zee" otherwise "A"


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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Pencil, absolutely.


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