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08-03-2003, 01:48 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Well, this is my new dish, "Neelix's Special Protien Dish". How does it look like from THIS angle?A:Goodbye, my fair one, goodnight.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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08-03-2003, 02:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you bid farewell to someone you met on a merry-go-round?A: The unshaven skaven.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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08-03-2003, 09:50 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Between 10 and 11? Let me think... I was modelling for that magazine... What was it's name again...A: There's no excuse. I say burn him. BURN HIM![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-03-2003, 01:31 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, Tom Paris just made another pass at me again. What do you say we do to him?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Call back later, I'm busy watching Tomb Raider right now![/colorost_uid0]
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08-03-2003, 06:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q. Hey taya, wanna come with us to the anti-videogames-being-made-into-movies protest? It'll be fun!A. How would I know? I'm a butterfly, not a food critic![/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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08-04-2003, 01:13 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hmmm. The nectar in these flowers is sweeter than usual today, don't you think?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] This b**tard turned my husband into a Pomeranian! What am I supposed to say to that?![/colorost_uid0]
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08-04-2003, 01:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So why are you saying this guy is a b**tard who turned your husband into a Pomeranian?A: Teehee, candle wax.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-04-2003, 02:28 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, 17, I noticed that John Sheridan is walking around without his beard and with a very pained expression on his face. Have you any idea how that happened?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Ooh look at me! I'm a Rice Krispie! I'm a Rice Krispie![/colorost_uid0]
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08-04-2003, 02:46 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So you have another idea for the advertising campaign? What is it THIS time?A: No. Or maybe yes. Oh, I dunno![/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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08-04-2003, 06:25 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Captain, the planet was just here a minute ago!A: Pizza did that to this planet. John Sheridan was the delivery boy. Im going to miss that planet[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-04-2003, 07:17 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why is there pizza floating in the vacuum of space? Who is John Sheridan and why does that meteor say "John Sheridan was here"?A:Pizza and John Sheridan have both bought ad space in our brains.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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08-04-2003, 08:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You must have sold your soul to say P*zza again, but why do you keep mentioning John Sheridan?A: Like, you know, whatEVER![/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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08-04-2003, 04:01 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Will you ever forgive me of giving the last slice of pizza to John Sheridan?A: Captain, I gave John Sheridan a red uniform like you asked me to. (This is my 900th post. Wow!)[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-04-2003, 04:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Is that John Sheridan who just died? How is that possible?A: I don't think John Sheridan even likes pizza.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-04-2003, 04:21 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Do you think John Sheridan will like this pizza I ordered for him?A: Planes, Trains, and Shuttles[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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08-04-2003, 04:25 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: What did Chakotay crash last week?A: That would be 34 decrees, or 93, depending on which system you use.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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08-04-2003, 04:57 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So how many significant mistakes did the USA congress make last year?A: They could, but they'd have to pay this huge fine and they didn't think the chicken was worth it. (yes, cat's answer was a typo. I don't care  )[/colorost_uid0]
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Mankind... infests the whole habitable Earth and Canada. There are thre erors in this sentence. Be kind to other people. We outnumber you six billion to one.
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08-04-2003, 04:59 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: So why didn't they run over the chicken that was crossing the road?A: Well I don't care either.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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