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Old 04-18-2026, 05:27 PM
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TOS cast cosplaying as the Star Wars cast


Just in case you ever wanted to see Uhura in Leia buns.
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Old 04-18-2026, 10:23 PM
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AI art of Worf, O'Brien, and Picard


Worf is okay, O'Brien looks grumpy, and for some reason Picard has been replaced by a particularly bad photo double.
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Old 04-19-2026, 06:33 PM
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Certifiably Ingame tackles the question of what a Dahar Master is


I wonder if Worf ever earned the title.
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Old 04-19-2026, 08:49 PM
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What if there was a '90s Harry Potter anime?


The best part has to be the sparkly synth version of Hedwig's Theme.
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I haven't schilled Possum Rob in a few years, but today he really outdid himself. Remember those old TV ads (they still run, actually) asking you to spare a few bucks a day to give food and clean water to people in Third World countries? Well, Possum Rob did one asking for donations to give the redshirts the equipment they need to stop dying all the time.
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Old 04-29-2026, 03:10 PM
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The 1BM tackles the different definitions of "world's tallest building."


As an engineering graduate I've long known of this debate.


(P.S. It's still the Sears Tower. I don't care how little of the building was ever occupied by Sears or how little is occupied by Willis (the occupant with the most floor space is United Airlines, FYI), it will always be the Sears Tower to me.)
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Fox is going to make a Highway to Heaven reboot...


I never watched the show, but my parents were fans so I knew of it.


This is yet another example of "they can't possibly make the reboot faithful to the original so the fans won't like it and the nonfans won't care."


Furthermore, isn't it too late to try a reboot? All of the fans of the show are senior citizens or dead by now, not exactly a demographic that's worth aiming for. It'd be better to toss the name and create a whole new IP, right?


I remember enjoying:
Viper which was a divorced reimagining of Knight Rider
Jake 2.0 which was a divorced reimagining of the Six Million Dollar Man
Relic Hunter which was a divorced reimagining of Indiana Jones
Baby Talk which was a divorced reimagining of Look Whose Talking
And so forth.
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